Don't be like me and yell at someone saying for example:
Mom: coughs
Me: Don't die it's unhealthy for you!
Mom: continues coughing
Me: Stop dying it's unhealthy!
Mom: Stops coughing..what were you saying
Me: forgetting that she's in her room and I'm in the living room so she can't hear me as well.....Nothing mom
Mom:..ok let me watch SVU
Or be like me and tell people or are coughing is unhealthy
Puckicho stop implying you're God... because you're not
I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees
Thank god
Hi
Live your dreams dude
can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
#yesss this so much
I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.
Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode
Imagine going two nights in a row staying up past midnight past 2am and till 5am to only sleep at 6am and the next day you get only hours asleep and go back to sleeping around one as scheduled wtf ....I switch around too much
Just admire the skull ice and it slowly melting like this ice is awesome and way more satisfying
It’s officially Barbie month 💖