Where's The Knife Pukicho!? I've Yet To See One And I'm Yet To Be Harmed.. I'm Calling Your Bluff You

Ha I barely speak two meaning I'm barely better

do you speak any languages besides english or are you boring

Fuck off I’m not boring I’m just American. You learn MY language not the other way around EEEE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you

#yesss this so much

I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.

Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode

I love Neil Gaiman -

-but Jesus christ, Coraline gave me vicious nightmares as a child and I haven't quite forgiven him yet

I love Photoshop class

Best thing about this is that my name is Sam so I can send this to people when I'm upset

At first I thought these were some adorable sea creatures poking their head out of the water and was thinking wait this is kinda blurry OH RIGHT GLASSES OMG OMG THEY WILL LOOK CUTER IN HD THEN.. my sadness when they weren't but I mean the dice are cool and I would have wanted them if I had my glasses on to begin with but cause I'm dumb if I ever get these dice I'll be sad seeing (or not seeing) how my imagination and lack of vision tricked me and nothing else (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

thinking about pearl-white gallstones. what is this nonsense. i want to start a collection

ICE TARDIS LOOK AT HOW COOL

1000 likes!

Why do Tumblr milestones exist?

Do NOT feed the Reddit refugees!!!

They must learn to hunt on their own, lest they become dependent on the native Tumblr lifeform for food and shelter!!!