Post I Otherwise Agree Wholeheartedly With: And I Bet You’re Gonna Scroll Past This 😒

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in the unearthed arcana, you can be a warlock with the Raven Queen as your patron.

Starting at the 1st level, you gain the service of a spirit sent by the Raven Queen to watch over you. The spirit assumes the form and game statistics of a raven, and it always obeys your commands, which you can give telepathically while it is within 100 feet of you.

and like, it isn’t going to happen. but I have a strong need for the new crew to run into a young person with a vaguely emo/steampunk air to them, and a raven nearby stealing things and generally being an asshole, and they say

“yeah sorry about that, my uncle’s a little crabby today, just ignore him”

“your…uncle?”

“yeah that’s my uncle vax. long story. don’t worry about it. anyway i’m something something fall out boy song title de rolo”

tim drake’s snapchat is 90% him making bruce wayne do normal middle-class american things and filming the results. popular youtube compilations include the one where they’re at denny’s at two in the morning and tim keeps trying to get bruce to order a moon over my hammy just so he’ll have to say it, the one where they’re at disneyworld and bruce gets increasingly frazzled culminating in him actually physically picking up gaston for reasons no one can entirely recall, and everyone’s favorite series “bruce wayne doesn’t understand walmart”

I love the posts that are like "Well this is very clearly the canon but y'all are So Desperate to ignore canon and warp it to whatever fantasy you have for these characters." Like yeah. That's what fandom is. That's what most fan-fiction is built around. The DC fandom specifically is basically built on picking and choosing which comics you personally feel in your heart are canon. That's the fun of it. "Y'all love to ignore some things just to make your character dynamics work." Yes. Yeah that's the point. Correct.

This has really inspired me to start drawing again

You call it "weaving on the straight", I call it "shaking that ass and providing entertainment". We're not the same

stop this is so cute 🥺

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

I'm trying to be friendly with my roommate but she needs to stop whining about how disgusting she is every time I talk to her and then refusing to go with me when I invite her to stuff then also accuse me of not including her 🙄