[драрри!ау «в моей голове все живы»: Драко тайком пробрался домой к Гарри на каникулах]
Джеймс: Малфой! Какого чёрта?!
Драко: О, мистер Поттер! Рад вас видеть!
Джеймс: Немедленно выбирайся из постели моего сына, ты, ебливое животное!
Гарри: Папа, спокойно! Ты всё не так понял…
Джеймс: Чёрт возьми, Сириус! Только посмотри на это!
Сириус, лениво входя в комнату Гарри: По-моему, всё логично. Очередной Поттер не устоял перед очарованием Блэка.
Джеймс, закатывая глаза: Ты не помогаешь.
Регулус, отбирая у Сириуса сигарету: Какой пример ты подаешь?
Регулус: Драко, милый, чаю? Воды? Уйти?
Драко, плавно выбираясь из-под одеяла: Последнее, пожалуй.
Сириус: Да ладно тебе, малой. Оставайся. Пока Джейми не обратился в оленя и не направил на тебя свои честеблюстивые рога, всё в полном порядке.
Двумя днями позже Драко снова попал в эту ситуацию, но Джеймс уже обратиться в оленя, так как успел разглядеть на шее своего сыночка подозрительно красное пятно.
Гарри: Папа, остановись! Ничего не было!
Драко, удирая через окно во двор: Да ладно, будет весело!
Регулус, закуривая под насмешливый взгляд Сириуса: В этот раз ты приложишь Джеймса Петрификусом или я?
Сириус: Давай в этот раз не будем? Уж больно интересно, станет ли Джеймс доводить дело до конца, или, как было у вас, отпустит мелкого, как в свое время Орион отпустил Сохатого.
Римус, выйдя на улицу с чашкой чая: А давай не будем проверять? Не хочется знать, помнит ли Джеймс заклинание, которым Вальбурга запустила в него в тот раз.
Evan: there's a puddle here
Barty: *kicks Evan into it*
Comic doodle I was too lazy to really clean up
I have a headcanon that after several years of living together, Neil is looking for Andrew's hugs when he has nightmares, and Andrew doesn't mind at all when he has a good day (and he has a lot more good days than bad ones now) 🧡
AU where everything is the same except Andrew has been flirting with Neil from the very beginning but Neil kept misinterpreting it for threats, whereas Andrew kept thinking that Neil was flirting back and not realizing that he’s one wrong move away from getting stabbed in his sleep. this miscommunication isn’t realized until after they hook up for the first time
Neil: does this mean you don’t want to kill me anymore?
Andrew: what do you mean?
Neil: you’ve been threatening to take me out for months
Andrew: I was talking about dinner??? what the fuck???
Neil: wait, no… you also said that you were going to blow my brains out!
Andrew: Neil. Rabbit. Junkie. I did just blow your brains out. I was down there not five minutes ago, remember?
Neil: I don’t believe this. what about that time I took the cigarette out of your mouth to take a drag and you said that if we weren’t in such a public area you’d make me scream?
Andrew: Neil you are so stupid
Neil: fuck. what about that time you said that if I kept running my mouth you’d find a way to keep me nice and quiet?
Andrew: Neil, you are so stupid
Neil: ohhhh shit. yeah, no, I hear it now. wait, does this mean you’ve liked me all this time?
Andrew: does this mean you were willing to sleep with me even despite thinking I wanted to murder you???
Neil: hey. we all have our issues
Andrew: WHY DID YOU KEEP GOING TO SECLUDED LOCATIONS WITH ME?! you have the worst fucking survival instincts, I swear to fucking god you’re going to give me a stroke one of these days. damn is this how Wymack feels all the time? I should send him a gift card to the cheesecake factory or something
andrew, to neil: stop being so sappy
also andrew, to neil: here are matching armbands <3 also I bought you a phone <3 and even chose you the same song for ringtone <3 i GaVe YoU kEy AnD CalLeD iT hOmE <3 I'd blow you <3 n e i l <3 <3 <3
Part 5 probably.
DUDE- Take care, kornspiracy
List begins henceforth:
my heart, new by @syrenhug
long way up by @annawrites
To Keep Him Safe by EmeraldWaves (their twitter)
For The Dancing & The Dreaming by Tidalst
Two Scoops of Happiness (To Go) by @iamagentcoop
set the lights by Stjosten
The Gaslights Burn Brightly by @strongqueercharacters
Lately I been, I been losing sleep by @blogaboutyafavbirdboys and @jojen-hewitt
The Shoulder of Orion by ringenthusiast (Deadist) (their twitter: @pseudo_aaron)
Prioritise Pleasure by Anonymous and Watergaw
Stay Where I Can Reach by emry_stars (It's a locked work)
Fast Enough by kornspiracy
does the dog die at the end? by @stillmadaboutpetra
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consider, for just a moment, the first time neil gets drunk with the foxes.
i think it wouldn’t happen until the end of his second year, but when it does, nobody was prepared.
so, neil is partying with his foxes. it’s probably a bonding night or something, just them in a dorm. i doubt he’d let himself get drunk with strangers around, but he trusts the foxes not to hurt him and he trusts andrew not to let him do anything stupid.
shockingly, neil is a massive lightweight. he rarely ever drinks, so in reality it’s not that surprising, but somehow none of the foxes expected him to get completely pissed off of like three beers.
neil, as it turns out, says the most batshit outta pocket things when he’s drunk. i’m talking bringing up his traumatic childhood in casual conversation and then immediately afterwards asking allison to braid his hair or something. just completely random and a little horrifying.
eventually, andrew decides that it’s time for neil to switch to water, but when he tries to hand neil a glass, he just says “oh, fuck off, aaron.”
andrew tries to ask what the fuck neil just called him, but neil tries to punch him before he can.
that’s right, just tries to full on deck andrew.
andrew finds the whole thing hilarious, because 1. even if andrew hadn’t caught neil’s arm, the punch wouldn’t have hurt at all. neil was moving too slowly and he probably would have missed anyway, and 2. because the first (and only) time neil ever mistook the twins, it didn’t end with him trying to kiss aaron, it ended with him trying to punch andrew in the face. neil’s gut reaction to seeing aaron is just punching him in the fucking face, and if that’s not fucking hilarious i don’t know what is.
anyway, andrew is now holding neil’s arm. neil just blinks, looks at him for a second, and goes “drew? when did you get here?”
andrew, now trying very hard not to laugh, is all like “time for bed” and drags neil back to their dorm.
neil has no memory of any of this happening until allison shows him the video she took.
andrew assures him that it was funny, but he still uses it to win arguments for a month afterwards.
I had to do this meme with Andreil...it's a good summary of their relationship in book 3 😂
Neil sitting between Kevin's legs while they're watching Exy games
Neil making coffee after his morning run and bringing it to Kevin who is still in bed
Sleepy morning cuddles. Kevin as the little spoon
Kevin looking so infatuated after Neil scores an impossible goal
Inspired by Lex' tweet (https://twitter.com/exy_shmexy/status/1675057500482154498): Neil lovingly calling Kevin "Morgenmuffel" and Kevin getting frustrated trying to figure out what it means (despite the obvious context) and none of the Monsters are willing to tell him ("Morgenmuffel" literally is someone who's grumpy and not in the best mood after waking up; someone who generally doesn't like waking up early)