Harry, Beginner Auror, Answer His Phone On A Date With Draco: Hello, Dad?

Harry, beginner auror, answer his phone on a date with Draco: hello, dad?

James, chief auror, being arrested: oh, Harry, my dear, can you pick me up somewhere?

Draco, irritated: >:(

Harry: dad, what about Regulus? I'm a little bit busy

James: Reggie doesn't answer his phone, haha...

Harry: dad, is it emergency? I'm... on a date

James: oh, my son, you are so grown-up, I'm so glad to hear about it, you have to introduce us, but yeah, it's pretty urgent

Harry, gasping: okay, I'll be there soon, where are you?

Draco, still irritated: >>:(

James, barely speaking: son, i have been arrested

Harry, speechless:

Draco, laughing maliciously:

part 2

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1 year ago

I find it heart-clenching that Neil 'I've been lying about my parents since my mom died' Josten actually has a caring family on his mother's side?! Yes, I'm talking about his uncle Stuart Hatford. Of course, that family is equally fucked up as his father's but at least they would Protect Neil instead of cutting him in two halves. not to mention at the last match of TKM when every fox was meeting up with their families, Neil (admit it) being a little sad that there wasn't anyone for him to look up to, Stuart comes into the picture. Tell me Neil wasn't a bit happy then! Tell me he was trying to act so cool as to not care. well, he knew there was a fifty-fifty chance of staying alive after the match BUT he trusted his uncle enough to assassinate Proust and keep Andrew safe. Neil is actually aware of the little mafia/family power he holds! Neil Has a real Blood-line Family out there. maybe he won't be part of it but little did he know, they'll always want to protect and keep him safe.

1 year ago

Eruri and their 3 daughters 😚

Eruri And Their 3 Daughters 😚
2 years ago

Raven!Neil Au where Andrew and Neil meet for the first time at a banquet.

They sit across from each other and Neil smart-mouth Josten can’t help but go off at Kevin, still angry about being abandoned by him.

To his surprise it’s Andrew who answers him. It’s a bit of a match. Cutting remark after cutting remark, but…. it’s unexpectedly fun.

Both Ravens and Foxes watched in shock as Neil and Andrew somehow moved from insults to genuine conversation.

They lean closer to each other, no longer raising voices. Neil practically showed everything on the table to the side so he can lean almost half of his body across the table just so he and Andrew can talk freely.

Everybody moves subtly closer just to overhear even a snippet of what they are talking…

… they plan an apocalypse plan. Arguing about cons and pros of bunkering in the supermarket.

And they look like they’re having fun… or as much as they would let themselves show any kind of enjoyment in the environment they are in.

They lean close, talking in hushed voices… looking almost like they are flirting.

Or rather they are flirting, thinks NIcky, watching as his usually emotionless cousin lean closer to the redhead rolling his eyes with a shadow of a sarcastic smile on his lips, and he promptly shoves his entire fist into his mouth to muffle a squeal.

I just love to think that it infuriated Riko, that he isn’t the center of attention in the 100%. Riko trying to stop their conversion, to butt it, interrupt, only to be ushered by Neil or Andrew everytime.

Neil remembering how in Ferdinand’s show Andrew played with Riko by pretending to not remember his name and doing the same thing, looking straight into Andrew eyes, ignoring his captain having a furious meltdown at his side.

Andrew watches it all with his eyes burning into Neil.

(All of the foxes and Ravens stimulatingly wondering how the heck the most meddling one from their team suddenly found the most meddling one from the opposing team. What kind of cosmic justice is this?)

In the end Neil just takes a napkin and doodles something quickly on, His eyes smile with a fire that could only promise a disaster (Andrew knows better not to let himself get burned, and yet…) and before Riko has enough and pulls all the Ravens away, he slides it towards Andrew. 

All the foxes are gapping.

Did… Did that Raven just propositioned Andrew? Like in the middle of a banquet??? did he just casually give him his number??? What is going on???

Andrew refuses to feed their curiosity in any way.

But when they are safe in the bus, Kevin drunk into oblivion, rest of the foxes bored with his silence…

He lets himself unwind the napkin.

There is a letter inside. Neatly folded multiple times so it doesn’t even look like it was hidden inside the napkin until Andrew could feel it in his hands.

Letter describing how Kevin is the son of Wymack.

And a little note on the napkin….

“Have fun with it.”

And Andrew can’t help but feel his interest stir inside him.

2 years ago
I Had To Do This Meme With Andreil...it's A Good Summary Of Their Relationship In Book 3 😂

I had to do this meme with Andreil...it's a good summary of their relationship in book 3 😂

1 year ago

andrew, to neil: stop being so sappy

also andrew, to neil: here are matching armbands <3 also I bought you a phone <3 and even chose you the same song for ringtone <3 i GaVe YoU kEy AnD CalLeD iT hOmE <3 I'd blow you <3 n e i l <3 <3 <3

1 year ago
Comic Doodle I Was Too Lazy To Really Clean Up

Comic doodle I was too lazy to really clean up

1 year ago
"No One Asked You"
"No One Asked You"
"No One Asked You"
"No One Asked You"
"No One Asked You"

"No one asked you"

The King's Men - Chapter Nine

Oh this took a while, but I'm glad people stuck with me for this one because I'm really happy with it!

If you repost please credit me and/link back to this post! 🙏💕

2 years ago

women look better without makeup and femininity is ridiculous

1 year ago
Mermay

Mermay

Lil detail for myself but Neil is a siren and Andrew is a merman (there’s a small difference in how I draw the species and a large difference in how they are in my world building)

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