A Comparative Guide To OUR GOOD SHADOWS

an immortal who is covered in jewlery and trinkets and you think its because theyre materalistic but actually every little object is from someone they have deeply loved and refuse to forget

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the funniest thing ever is picturing how unlike the various Bond women companion characters, Q in the car with James would be the exact opposite. Like, he wouldn't be erotically thrilled or terrified to the point of bloodlessness while Bond does 17 donuts and propels them off a cliff.

He'd be like bored trying to type an email on his phone not even looking up at the road as they drive vertically up a cliff while getting shot at by 50 henchpeople. He wouldnt even blink as they do a barrel roll mid air, suspended in his seatbelt upside down still typing on his phone, unbothered as his tie flies back into his face, while Bond is doing his best Chaos Agent Formula 1 stunts to keep them alive.

Number one, Q built the damn car and knows more than what it is capable of withstanding - so why would he ever worry? Number 2 - it's just hilarious picturing him typing away bored as James is pulling the smoke switches, the barrel guns, the flaming exhaust, and like reaching over Q who is still on his phone to pull a giant ass weapon from the glove compartment as Q, annoyed, is still preoccupied trying to still send texts and get a mobile signal in the middle of like some godless desert or Siberia.

And of course, Q occasionally (still not looking up from his phone, sighing at the inconvenience, while Bond is glaring at him), lifts a finger to hit a button himself to help.

my best friend held me at gun point to draw this

Magical orb that puts a crime count on everyone's head (while Arthur is king), counting the crimes based on the established laws. (Crime count in brackets)

Gwaine (127): this is an outrage

Arthur(3): I am as distraught as you

Gwaine (127): no, no. You don't get to say that! I've worked my whole life on this crime count and I've got less than THEM?

Merlin (847): *crosses arms* protecting Arthur comes with a cost. What I don't get.... Is THIS!!!!

Lancelot (1084): I can explain

On A Mission

Harry: It’s too dark, I can’t see anything.

Eggsy: Don’t worry, Harry. I got this.

Eggsy: *stomps foot*

Eggsy: *Adidas lights up*