"but Tim Is A Misogynist In The Earliest Comics" "but Dick Cheated" "but Jason Is A Manipulive Sadist"

Don’t mind me I’m just ill thinking about Dick getting so protective of Jason he started beating the shit out of someone with his bare hands until Tim has to pull him off.

Dick beating Bruce for drugging Jason with evil fear gas in Batman 138

Dick beating the Joker for Jason in Batman: Last Laugh

We didn’t get just this…

We also got this.

Good guy, Ekko. He understood the assignment. He knew this was an intimate scene he really didn’t have any business seeing but priorities, right?

Jason & Dick, finding a dead body on patrol:

Jason:

Jason: b-

Dick, holding up a finger: don't you DARE say 'been there done that'

Jason: you can't tell me what to do, you didn't even come to my funeral!

Dick: I was in SPACE

Jason: and I was in the GROUND

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thinking about the panels where robin jason is mostly made of cape!!! precious baby. tiny bean. absolutely adorable. ✨️✨️✨️

Jason: I think I got your lunch.

Jason: *pulls out a note saying: "I am very proud of you. Love, Dad"*

Dick: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me.

Dick: *holds up a note saying: "Be good. For the love of God please be good."*

THEY'RE BROTHERS YOUR HONOUR!!

Love how this issue addresses that Jason and Dick's relationship can be a bit complex due to the circumstances of their lives, but still acknowledges that they care about each other and consider each other brothers 🥹

From Death in the Family: Robin Lives! #1

I like the theory Ambrosius chose the sword and wrote a B on the G for Ballister.💓💓

I was inspired by a fic in AO3. But it's been so long that I've forgotten the title 🥹 really Sorry

One of the bats has to go undercover as a patient of a particularly suspect new and upcoming therapist. Bruce already has a backstory fleshed out and a cover identity, but that's no fun now is it.

Dick: Okay, the bat council is now in session. First things first-

Steph: I'm the realest.

Jason: Shut the fuck up.

Dick: No, no arguing. We're here on a MISSION.

Tim: That's right, a very important mission.

Dick: One of us has to go undercover as Dr. Hoffman's patient. But why? Why are we seeking therapy?

Tim: Wrong answers only. If any of you get too real, Dick can and will find you a real therapist.

Dick: And Tim, no superhero related answers. Bernard's PowerPoint nights give you too much of an advantage.

Tim: You're just jealous I know that Batman is actually a tulpa.

Jason: You shut the fuck up too.

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Dick: Okay, I'll go first to get the obvious answer out of the way. I'm going because I'm secretly Batman, BUT I'm not here about that. I just have incredibly selective amnesia and can't remember the code to the Batmobile.

Jason: Oh that one's good. Let me think.

Steph: Hoffman is a man, right?

Dick: Right.

Steph: Easy, I'll claim womanly problems. Maybe get prescribed a vibrator.

Tim: *wheezes*

Dick: Ok Gotham's in the dark ages of psychology but not THAT much.

Steph: Spoilsport. Fine, I'm Batman's long lost twin sister.

Duke: Come on, we can't all go to therapy because of Batman.

Jason: I don't know, I feel like all of us should go to therapy because of Batman.

Cass: I'll go because I'm Batman.

Jason: I'd vote for you.

Duke: I think I would go because Metropolis isn't real.

Tim: Like, the whole city is-

Duke: It's a conspiracy. The government wants us to think there's this wonderful city where nothing bad ever happens and an actual alien from space saves the day. Tries to make us buy into some utopian bullshit.

Tim: Hoffman's just going to drive you there.

Duke: Ha! He's not getting ME to a secondary location. He might be in on it.

Steph: Compelling, definitely compelling. I nominate Duke's for first place.

Jason: Don't jump the gun.

Tim: Yeah, you haven't heard ours.

Steph: Well? Let's hear it then.

Tim: I'm an alien spy, sent here to study humans. Only I'm not doing well because I was taken in by rich people and they act weirder than me. I want to know what it means to be human, but whenever I look around all I see is how to make a good margarita. It makes me... sad.

Steph: That's no good. We said wrong answers only.

Jason: Solid four out of ten.

Tim: Fuck off.

Jason: I think I would go because I was convinced I was the second coming of Jesus which is all fine and good, but my whole family is Jewish so it's making things a little awkward at the dinner table.

Steph: You did come back from the dead.

Jason: I did and I'll tell him that. Took a little longer than three days this time, though.

Tim: Okay, I'll be honest. Jason and Duke's are the best.

Dick: Hold on- Damian, do you have an answer?

Damian: Of course. And not one so foolish.

Duke: Well?

Damian: Well, my whole family is comprised of vigilantes and I'm under a lot of stress to be one as well and continue the family tradition. I will of course swear him to secrecy and avoid naming any vigilantes by name.

Dick: ...

Jason: This is what I'm talking about. This is exactly what I'm-

Dick: Yes, okay. Game's over. All of you are getting psych referrals in your inbox by the morning.

Steph: What about-

Dick: Duke won.