woke: jason chooses romantic partners based on who will piss bruce off the most
bespoke: jason chooses romantic partners based on talia’s approval. it just so happens she judges based on if they’ll piss bruce off or not
I've heard that dying a virgin is considered sad / pathetic so taking that into account I have decided to not die
What really breaks me about Jason's death is that it was his own mother who sold him out.
The very woman Jason had spent weeks tracking down, the last person he had left of his family. Jason, who was so loving and caring and just needed that mother figure in his life. And obviously, after she served her "purpose" to the Joker, he tried to kill her, and Jason - half dead already, beaten to a bloody pulp - still tried to save her! He still tried to save this woman, who sold him out for cash, who fully knew he was hoing to die at fifteen years of age, who only began to regret it when her own life was at risk.
He still tried to save her. Because he was a hero. He was Robin, and he'd be damned if someone died on his watch. He didn't spend his last moments waiting for Batman to show up - he was desperately trying to get his mother out, get her to safety, to do the good right thing.
And he still died.
He did everything right, and it still wasn't good enough.
my favorite part of solitaire is when tori and michael start throwing snowballs at eachother and michael says "YOU'RE ALIVE!!"
that fucking sentence means so much to me, like i would give everything to feel that way right now
alive
can we get aro books with people who arent sad at all actually about not having crushes or being aro thatd be great
after jason came out of the lazarus pit he trained under the best of the best in order to emulate their skills. for example, a poison expert showed him how to formulate toxins, an explosives specialist taught him how to make bombs, and a butch lesbian showed him how to dress
Jason and Rose in Batman/Catwomam: Gotham War - Red Hood 02