He's So Real For Stealing Drugs And Then Whipping His Entire Dick Out And Smoking Those Drugs, I Think

I have Covid-19, every strain of bird flu, flu strain A, flu strain B, HMPV, Norovirus, and the common cold my entire body is just paste

Social Credit is real and it exist in the US except you don’t get something like a number it’s invisible and is determine in large part by the circumstances of your birth though is subject to change if you ever make the mistake of becoming a minority at any point in your life

The Pope starting to die pretty much immediately after Trump was elected feels thematically appropriate

They should blow up the US

Living in the day and age where posting prompts for a language model to social media has a good chance of getting you a hit, like some fucked up modern version of fishing

Eating mulch and dirt and stuff and pooping out a worm

If they ever confirm aliens are real I’m getting a radio license and blasting to the stars “SAVE US, PLANET NOT REAL” until I die of old age to fuck with them

Tumblr staff are rat bastards teehee