Gonna Merge My Car Into Yours In The Parking Lot Hope That’s Okay

Fascist do be blaming the weaker state for having the gall to be attacked by a stronger state

Going to McDonalds and bribing the worker with a $100 bill to just give me the grimace egg

Saw this fricking creature at a secret, undisclosed gross building location

Drinking gallons of local milk per week people at work are talking about me… I love you Massachusetts cows…

I would kill for Vivian Wilson, like a sort of friendly platonic murder friendship purely out of respect

If the original Godzilla played out the same in the modern day I think instead of using an Oxygen Destroyer we’d just use fentanyl

I am transgender and I eat mold and dirt and grass

Switching between force femme and force masc content to maintain perfect balance

J6 pardonees getting themselves killed in increasingly bizarre ways