I’m Target Training Myself Using A Body Pillow Featuring A Living Human Person, Watch Out

Saying “Oh my God they shot him!!” to a conservative family member and showing them a photoshopped news article of Trump dead to ruin their world for a minute or so

Scrolled past this mobile game add and thought it was a New Vegas meme

For the sin of not eradicating white people God punished us with cops

My biggest haters still blow ropes to me

Scrolling through my tumblr feed at work and quickly going past the pictures of completely nude trans women before my coworkers can see

If they ever confirm aliens are real I’m getting a radio license and blasting to the stars “SAVE US, PLANET NOT REAL” until I die of old age to fuck with them

I’ve never once seen a trans woman who I wasn’t immediately jealous of their beauty