Influenza Is As American As Pie At This Point

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The #1 reason I transitioned is because it followed the Rule of Funny in the narrative I’m in atm

I have Covid-19, every strain of bird flu, flu strain A, flu strain B, HMPV, Norovirus, and the common cold my entire body is just paste

Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) | 2024

Special Government Employee Trump is funneling federal money to President Elon through government contracts :/

I’m American and I eat at least 2-3 cheeseburgers a week I fricking love burger …

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

I feel like if I had just a slightly looser grip on reality I’d be genuinely insane like my marbles would be loose my dominos would be toppled

If you’re exploring your identity like there’s a due date you’re gonna miss stuff about yourself

papal passion

They should blow up the US