I work at the radio and I have worked retail and I have worked food service.
The people who call in to the radio station are the dumbest people alive, holy shit.
Be honest, do you guys want the stories?
okay, but imagine:
wednesday is at the local library with her father, searching the shelves for a book uncle fester told her about dangerous animals in south america. Gomez strikes up a conversation with the elderly librarian mrs. phelps to help wednesday find what they are looking for.
“That one? Or, Mr. Addams - I’m afraid it’s been checked out.”
a squeaky wheel catches wednesday’s attention, and right past her walks a girl with an ENTIRE red-rocket wagon topped full of books. the girl carefully looks over each book and drops them carefully into the book-return
that’s when wednesday sees it - the book she’s been looking for.
wednesday walked slowly up to the girl’s wagon, and touched the cover.
“I just finished that one,” the girl says. wednesday straightens up. “It has a fascinating chapter on the red-bellied piranhas of South America.”
“We’re looking at getting one for Pugsley’s tank,” wednesday says.
“A piranha? It will eat your fish,” she said.
“I’m counting on it.”
“Is Pugsley your fish?”
“My brother.” Wednesday replied.
The girl thought a moment. “You’ll need at least a dozen - they hunt best in schools.”
wednesday just barely smiled, a single corner of her lips turning up. “I’m wednesday addams.” she said, extending a hand.
“Matilda,” the girl replied, shaking her hand. “Matilda Wormwood.”
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
Reblog if you believe the BLM Movement is good, and that we need the protests.
Trying to prove a point to my racist mom.
i love to headcanon steve as this aggressively progressive dude but like, he begged to be part of the us army,,,,,, we can’t just Forget That
Y'all do realize the more you call trans kids “transtrenders” and that they’re “faking it” the more parents aren’t gonna support even Actually Real Dysphoric Trans People, right?
why are terfs and aphobes always like "LMAO HOLY SHIT THEY BLOCKED ME HGGLFFEGHFHGD fucking COWARD" after they insult peoples ace/trans positivity posts? No you're just not worth anyones time because you're extremely unpleasant and stupid person nobody likes listening to or being around.
“hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-” “haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE”
and an ice cube to bring you out of fight-or-flight mode by making you salivate with cold feeling to distract you from yourself. (at least i think i saw a post somewhere for this i can’t be 100% certain) (i’m like 87% certain)
Ah, don’t you just love anxiety attacks that happen for no reason?