“you’re Not My Guard Dog”

yk what HEWL YEAH

i LOVE eating ANIMALS ❤️

i hope both sides of ur pillow are flaming hot SPECIALLY during the summer <3 /hj

sam and darlin in like 40 years

next video should be fool!aaron where he is housewife

thank yew in advance

if i see one more of those "confessions" istg amma just

DO YALL NOT UNDERSTAND???

IF. YOU. DONT. LIKE. IT. THEN. SHUT THE FRICK UPP

NONES HOLDING YOU AT GUNPOINT TO INTERACT OR SAY THESE THINGS

OR EVEN BETTER, LISTEN TO IT

AHHHHHH AM GOING INSANE THESE BITCHES REALLY LOVE TO HATE BUT HATE TO LOVEEE

THE CHANNEL IS LITERALLY HELD BY A ONE MAN ARMY

EVEN THAT ERIK STILL MANAGES TO DELIVER BANGERS

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

SO HOW ABOUT WE HIGHLIGHT THAT INSTEAD OF BITCH AND COMPLAIN YEAH???!

man that felt good to let out hehe excoose me

I know we know Darlin is hot bc of Poter dropping his jaw when he first saw them but like we should have just assumed they were from the start because they broke Sam’s 15 years of celibacy

If that doesn’t scream sexiest Mf in Dahlia idk what would

Am not even sad if any thing it’s funny AF

cus ho how is u finna call me miserable when u take the time outta ur day to harass people for having fun like 😗??

chat what did i do

remember during the monarchal summit at 27:11 when Sam asked Alexis to stop bothering darlin and she told him she would (with an attitude ofc its Alexis) now here me out....

when Sam thanked her for it he did because from what i know, think Alexis can't lie to Sam if am not wrong so he genuinely thanked as a relief since he knew she wouldn't lie to him, and it goes both ways he can lie to her either

this gonna be me from now on

this is embarrassing but whenever i have to fill in forms or read letters or anything i always pretend its something for D.U.M.P 😭

like applying for informed unempowered status for someone or sumn like that IK THATS LIKE STUPID BUT I LOVE IT

when picking my darlin oc's name my MAIN priority was makin sure that it would sound reeeaal good comin out of sam's mouth

THE YEARNING IS INSANE, IDK HOW LONG I CAN KEEP GOING WITHOUT MY WIFE