Be Nice To People Because The World Is A Shitty Place And We All Need A Little Help Sometimes

just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting

WHAT!!!!

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

happy Thursday the 20th