What’s He Doing Walking Around With A Waist Like That?

I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

Joel: hey Scott why do have that thing on your head?

Scott: oh it’s just my horn, yknow cuz I’m a unicorn hybrid

Joel: … like-like the mythical horse?

Scott: yeah exactly like that!

Joel:

Scott:

Scott: Joel? You alright there?

Joel: *heavy breathing*

People making Life Series Scott a unicorn hybrid is so funny to me.

like is Joel killing him because he's a horse? hilarious implications.

a lot of people talk about @fialleril‘s Tatooine Slave Culture

and I’ve read some really good stories and poems and songs.

But I feel like we’re all missing a large part of any culture, that which is the foundation for all the stories and rituals and prayers of any group of people.

We’re missing the children.

what are nursery rhymes but stories told by children? what are games but rituals performed by children?

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Red Bird

Red bird, red bird, Come and play Depur’s at market for the rest of the day Take a friend to hide while we all pray Then red bird, red bird, fly away

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Its a combination of tag, hide and seek, and duck duck goose

Everyone stands in a circle (holding hands or hand clapping is optional)

One child is “depur at market” who walks inside the circle and is only allowed to look at the person in front of them, as if examining the slaves being sold

Another child is Ekkreth, the red bird, and their job is to sneak around and “steal” a child out of the circle and hide them without “Depur” noticing

If “Depur” sees “Ekkreth”, then Depur must chase Ekkreth around the outside of the circle, attempting to tag Ekkreth. If Ekkreth makes it into an empty space from one of the “escaped slaves” then they’re safe, and Depur goes back to walking the circle. 

If Depur tags Ekkreth before Ekkreth can make it back into the circle, Ekkreth must go into the middle of the circle where they are now “caged”

Once Ekkreth is caged, Depur goes around and finds as many escaped slaves as they can. Meanwhile, any escaped slaves can sneak up and “free” Ekkreth by tapping them on the head. 

If Depur can find all the escaped slaves before Ekkreth can be freed, they win and are now Ekkreth.

If Ekkreth can free all the slaves without being caught, they win.

If Ekkreth is caught, but Depur cannot find the last slave, that slave wins, and they become Ekkreth.

Something about the wild card are in relations to the past seasons that’s why everyone remembers most of the past seasons.

Session one : a fresh start. Something easy. Funny enough the first one to die was someone who wasn’t in that season.

Session 2. Hunger. The boogeyman was always hungry for a kill.

Session 3. Snails. If they die you die. Your hearts are tied to them. If they drown you drown.

Session 4: time. Things started slowly . And it quickly. Got extremely fast.

Session 5: secret Keeper rewarded you for doing what he wants. If you answered trivia bot correctly you got rewarded

Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.

this is canon i dont make the rules😌

art by: @nottabat on twitter

A version of the Warrior Penelope AU where instead of everything being swapped, it’s just an AU where Odysseus successfully made everyone believe he went mad and didn’t go to war but Penelope went instead because she’s damn pissed that someone kidnapped her cousin.

Also because Menelaus is not about to disrespect Penelope of Sparta.

Oop

The scronkles

yeah. im calling it the one foot in the grave au !! im not quiiiiite sure where i wanna take this, but i DO have a lot of thoughts, so buckle in for the ride

< og post >

(i mentioned that the og post was inspired by fics that i read of this/similar to this au, and since then a few people expressed interest in those, soooooo i thought i would drop em under the cut!! (plus a few freebies) some of them arent quite EXACTLY this concept, but who is going to argue against storytime? not me!!)

hold on, reaper by virtualpng

I'm A Riddle In Nine Syllables by SilverheartSP

Temporary Champion by Breanna

No Job Left Undone by Tricksterburd

freebies, for the vibes !

Interview between an Amateur Researcher and a Semi-Immortal 10-Year-Old by Random_ag

Moon's Tears by wyrmwood (archangelgf)

lost link (who are you?) by ExhoLox, toooliix

I can't stop thinking abt this fic so i had to sketch