男人至死是少年

i needed an excuse to draw more of attorney scar so i redrew some memes with saul goodman and phoenix wright references under the cut

I think Twilight is my favourite in your pain-sharing AU 😂

Someone gets stabbed in the abdomen, and he‘s like; "Golly gee willikers guys- I do believe someone's got a strong case of the munchies! :D"

GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS NCBDJDBDJX

He's so funny like someone asked me the other day what would happen to the other links if twilight had what he deems a migraine and before I could reply someone else chimed in saying "they'd probably die" and I laughed so hard at that cause like

Yeah lmao

A new champion takes the stage,

A celestial wonder we shall now engage.

We ponder what it may be,

Another cosmic body to join our gle—

what the fuck

a lot of people talk about @fialleril‘s Tatooine Slave Culture

and I’ve read some really good stories and poems and songs.

But I feel like we’re all missing a large part of any culture, that which is the foundation for all the stories and rituals and prayers of any group of people.

We’re missing the children.

what are nursery rhymes but stories told by children? what are games but rituals performed by children?

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Red Bird

Red bird, red bird, Come and play Depur’s at market for the rest of the day Take a friend to hide while we all pray Then red bird, red bird, fly away

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Its a combination of tag, hide and seek, and duck duck goose

Everyone stands in a circle (holding hands or hand clapping is optional)

One child is “depur at market” who walks inside the circle and is only allowed to look at the person in front of them, as if examining the slaves being sold

Another child is Ekkreth, the red bird, and their job is to sneak around and “steal” a child out of the circle and hide them without “Depur” noticing

If “Depur” sees “Ekkreth”, then Depur must chase Ekkreth around the outside of the circle, attempting to tag Ekkreth. If Ekkreth makes it into an empty space from one of the “escaped slaves” then they’re safe, and Depur goes back to walking the circle. 

If Depur tags Ekkreth before Ekkreth can make it back into the circle, Ekkreth must go into the middle of the circle where they are now “caged”

Once Ekkreth is caged, Depur goes around and finds as many escaped slaves as they can. Meanwhile, any escaped slaves can sneak up and “free” Ekkreth by tapping them on the head. 

If Depur can find all the escaped slaves before Ekkreth can be freed, they win and are now Ekkreth.

If Ekkreth can free all the slaves without being caught, they win.

If Ekkreth is caught, but Depur cannot find the last slave, that slave wins, and they become Ekkreth.

This is my favorite panel in the manga

Honestly, the only HSR Ship I go for - considering I don't play the game - is Golden Ratio and it's literally all Kavetham's fault. 110%. But not in the way you think.

Aventurine is their son. I don't care— he's their biological son. His eyes always make me think of Alhaitham's and his hair is just Kaveh's and his traits make so much sense for them both!

I love the idea of him having these deep ties to riches and gambling - but kind of controlling the game - because of Kaveh, because he's constantly without funds and being conned. So why not solve the issue in a backwards, semi-shady way like your father does? He controls cash because Kaveh never could. He controls fate for the same reason. He learned at a young age to not fall for tricks, but to instead fabricate the stage and connections necessary to succeed just like Alhaitham does. He works behind the scenes and is always a step ahead, but his heart might just get the better of him...

He just so penultimately, physically, psychologically feels like their son to me that it's never ever going to budge! And Ratio? MY GOSH.

As much as Freud is a fucking moron, the idea of Aventurine feeling safe and secure around Ratio makes sense to me BECAUSE he's like his parents... The ties to architecture, mathematics, the type of ambitions and hardships, his demeanor and just EVERYTHING! It feels like Aventurine could fall for him because he is the embodiment of everything his parents were: safe and protective and kind and misunderstood.

He'd love him so quickly because he is everything he'd already love, and it just makes sense. To me, at least.

Decided to make some Snapback memes since I made a bunch for Salvage and I'm definitely going to make more, but for now Snapback Memes part 1: Jaster edition.

(Spoilers obviously)

Part 2

Just wondering does anyone know if Hondo Onaka has been the star of a Star Wars time travel fix-it? I just feel he would save things in the most unhinged and flamboyant way possible as a fantastic pirate captain.

I will start this with yes I'm old enough to remember the fics where characters would be pulled from their stories at a point and then dropped in a theater to watch their media. To my point however, I think star wars should do this and in particular I want Cody to be able to see Obi-Wan hand cuffed to that pole in aotc. I am rooting for him.