LU AU Where Dark Link Gathers All The Other Dark And Shadow Links But Ravio Gets Caught Up In The Mix.

Something about the wild card are in relations to the past seasons that’s why everyone remembers most of the past seasons.

Session one : a fresh start. Something easy. Funny enough the first one to die was someone who wasn’t in that season.

Session 2. Hunger. The boogeyman was always hungry for a kill.

Session 3. Snails. If they die you die. Your hearts are tied to them. If they drown you drown.

Session 4: time. Things started slowly . And it quickly. Got extremely fast.

Session 5: secret Keeper rewarded you for doing what he wants. If you answered trivia bot correctly you got rewarded

Jizzie but as Odysseus and Penelope

I've finished listening to Epic the musical and man....

The ending got me very very emotional

AU where Anakin sat through one too many of Obi-Wan's and Padmé's rants of how Palpatine is absolutely infuriating and doesn't let them do anything to actually advance the war effort and aid to battle-torn planets because "the Senate will never vote favourably on that" or "this is the will of the Senate" or "i cant see the Senate allowing you to speak on this", and how he never even brings these proposals to the floor unless he's diplomatically forced.

So, when it comes time for Sidious to turn Anakin to the dark side and establish his empire, it goes kinda like this:

Palpatine: you cant trust the order, anakin

Anakin:makes sense

Palpatine: the Senate is compromised

Anakin: i know

Palpatine: the Republic should be ruled by a person with a strong will, capable of bringing peace and justice to it!

Anakin's totalitarian ass: Agreed!!!!!

Palpatine: and with your help, I can be that person!

Anakin:..... no offense, ily man, but you're kinda useless

Palpatine:... What

Anakin: its okay! You just dont have the strong woll that it takes, but i know who has, i'll be right back!

Palpatine: WTF, NO, DONT RUIN MY COUP *pulls out red lightsaber*

Anakin: oh shit *levitates a paper weight and knocks palpatine out with it*

Anakin: ... guess i found the sith master

Anakin:... Now, what to do with this conveniently planned coup....

*five minutes later*

Anakin: so, as the most competent people and the best diplomats i know, how would you two like to flip a coin for who gets to rule the galaxy?

Obi-wan, dragged from the council chambers by the arm:....

Padmé, pregnant and woken up by Anakin dragging Obi-wan to her apartment:....

Anakin: or you guys can share the power, would u like that? I like that idea, i think

Anyways, Palpatine was all talk no action and i think Anakin's diplomat family unit would have clocked that and ranted about it if he didnt look like a maniac out to beat you every time someone mentioned that the Chancellor might be wrong abt smt.

Just wondering does anyone know if Hondo Onaka has been the star of a Star Wars time travel fix-it? I just feel he would save things in the most unhinged and flamboyant way possible as a fantastic pirate captain.

I can't stop thinking abt this fic so i had to sketch

He can’t help but feel proud. Based on this post.

the intro to devil may cry 4 will always be funny to me. imagine you’re attending church at the vatican, held by the pope himself, and then the actual jesus christ comes crashing through the ceiling and shoots the pope in the head

Oop

The scronkles

A new champion takes the stage,

A celestial wonder we shall now engage.

We ponder what it may be,

Another cosmic body to join our gle—

what the fuck