purple incoming...
rio hates evanora in a way that is so specific to hating a mother-in-law
AAA EP 5 SPOILER
I just realized they have to make the brooms for each other and the one Agatha made for Rio has leaves on it and Rio was tying vines and shit and making sure that thing was structurally sound for her woman and in this essay I will-
EPISODE 5 SPOILERS!!!!!
OMG WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN THEY JUST END IT LIKE THAT!?!?!?! HOW DID AGATHA KNOW HE WAS WICCAN!?!?!?! AND WHERE THE FUCK IS RIO!?!?!?!? I THINK ALICE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE DEAD BUT I'M GONNA STAY IN DENIAL ABOUT THAT FOR A WHILE!!!!!! THERES NO WAY AGATHA ACTUALLY MEANT TO KILL HER, BUT WAS IT THAT SHE COULDNT CONTROL IT, OR DID NICHOLAS MAKE HER DO IT, OR SOMETHING ELSE?!?!!? DID NICHOLAS DIE AS AN INNOCENT KID OR WAS HE EVIL LIKE IN THE COMICS?!?!? AND PROTECTIVE RIO MY BELOVEDDDDD!!!!!!! AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT AN ENTIRE FUCKING WEEK WHERE IS THE JUSTICE!!?!?!!??
Loved how much Rio stood up for Agatha. Even though she kinda wanted to use her knife on her.
this is insane
5th episode??!! What a ROLLERCOASTER and too shooorrttt!!!
Spoilers ahead darlings ⚠️
Agathario still slaying tho, I'm living for it.
The whole flying in the broom and Rio laughing hysterically? She's just like me, my god, I'll be doing the same 🤠
What Agatha's mother said??? Girl leave Rio's and mine baby the fuck alone, she doesn't deserve it 🤺
Rio being all protective and caring with Agatha when the whole coven was against her?! Melted my heart and same Rio I'll be doing the same 💅🏻
Agatha confronting teen?? If I was teen I would have been on my knees barking.
And if he hurts any of my girls I'll be pissed (especially if it is Agatha, Rio or Lilia), I'll be hunting him down the road 🔪
RIP Alice 😔 (the song couldn't protect her from this)
Imagine yourself on a centuries long situationship with THE actual death and she's so in love with you and love your homicidal tendencies of your own kin and take them as gifts and even when she takes your son you can't stop loving her but can't quite forgive her for it as well, oh agathario you were born to be sapphic royalty
What if they play Truth or Dare in the 80s sleepover episode? We may find out more about Agatha and Rio's backstory that way.
AGATHA ALL ALONG (2024) If I Can't Reach You / Let My Song Teach You - 1.04 dir. Rachel Goldberg.
Tommy: You can fix anything, Mom. Fix the dead.
Agnes/Agatha (hopeful/desperate): You can do that?
This moment from Wandavision really hits different now, doesn't it?
Have these quick little dumb edits I just made. Credit to: @ teabag.cartoon on Instagram
AGATHA ALL ALONG (2024) If I Can't Reach You / Let My Song Teach You - 1.04 dir. Rachel Goldberg.
Agatha: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
Rio: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
The bisexual lighting, the low cut dress, the knife….🧎♀️🖤
"No one's hugged me like that in a very long time."
“a long time ago, I loved someone” YOU STILL LOVE HER
AGATHA HARKNESS and RIO VIDAL Agatha All Along, 1.01 | Seekest Thou the Road
Agatha: I hate you.
Rio: Enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with a happy ending, 300k+ words.
Choke me Rio Vidal
Friendly reminder that, when what they thought was a zombie popped out of the ground, Agatha's first instinct was to shield her coven. 🥺
She really does care.
I don't think I can fix her, but maybe if we fucked a few times it might help calm her down
how many people can say that their favorite fictional (side) character that they're fucking obsessed with who doesnt have a ton of screen time gets a whole fucking SERIES revolving around them????? genuinely i feel so lucky as an Agatha Harkness simp I could cry. I thought id have to spend the rest of my life with little fleeting clips and moments of her, but now shes THE MAIN CHARACTER. marvel idc what anyone else is saying, i owe you my life and im so grateful
"she is my scar"
what if I scream.
Look at the look on her face oh my god just stab a knife through my heart why don't you
Lilia is so real for grabbing Rio’s arm before she left the campfire sharing circle to go after Agatha and being like, don’t think for a second I forgot what you said in the sound booth. And then Rio literally snarls at her and she doesn’t even flinch. Like ma’am. That is stone cold and I respect you for it.
for education purposes I have slowed the Agatha + Rio almost kiss to 1/2 the speed. the micro expressions are *insane*.
one of my favorite things about this scene is how Rio starts off her story by saying “someone” then “them” and then ends with “she is my scar” and just proceeds to fully stare at Agatha