How Do I Say That I Want You When I Know You Don't Want Me The Same Way? "I'd Never Asked You Cause'

Honestly, Lilia was putting her whole ENTIRE pussy into the Ballad of The Witches' Road in the first episode and I will headcanon forever that that's what really made the road appear.

I've never feared an actual HOUSE this much like the moment I see a single pixel of it I'm gonna freak out whaT GOES ON IN THERE WHY IS EVERYTHING BLOWING UP and also can we please let agatha breathe like that's my baby stop throwing shit at her and making her miserable hasn't she suffered enOUGh

Reader, seeing Lorraine successfully banishing an entity: Yeah, you better watch out! That's my girlfriend you fucker! *screams at the entity*

Lorraine, chuckling: I'm your wife.

Reader, smiles wildly: That's my wife! Even better!

rhaenys:

me af: yes ma’am 🫡

whatever you do don't ever think about how the literal DEATH is crying over agatha harkness dying

the way things I want her to do to me would actively have me burned at the stake back in her time

Agatha All Along spoiler —>

Uhm..? The thigh touches? The face cupping? The hair tucking? The ALMOST kiss?

I am not okay.

guys agathario being canon has fundamentally shifted something in me like not being queerbaited for once as a sapphic shipper is wild and by the MCU no less??? like I feel vindicated, I feel seen, I feel healed (and I feel extremely fucking feral for those fine-ass witches) I don't know how I'm supposed to go on with my week now tbh

I hate you for making me fall for you...