I Bet They’re Cheesy Af When They’re Not Fighting Eachother To Death 

Been a really long time since I've watched Daredevil but I do remember coming away from it feeling like it presented a pretty compelling internally-consistent moral justification for the vigilante thing. You're not planet-crackingly powerful, it's just that you can hear, in detail, every awful thing your neighbors are doing to each other, every night that they're doing it. You can't not know and you can't pretend not to know and when the kid tells you the next day that he just fell down the stairs you can't fall back on the provided ambiguity to absolve yourself of your responsibility to act. Semi-relatedly, you're really really good at martial arts. Start the clock

MATT MURDOCK AND JESSICA JONES

aka The Devil of Hell's Kitchen and The Smartass Detective

aka The Best Part of Defenders

aka Depressed, Snarky Dumpster Vigilantes

biblically accurate fratt

[SCRAMBLING FOR MIC FOAMING AT THE MOUTH VISIBLY VIBRATING]

[FORCIBLY GETS DRAGGED OUT SCREAMING KICKING MUFFLED YELLING]

Matt: I asked God to remove all the negative people from my life and I almost died.

Frank at Matt’s funeral: Can I have a moment with him, Kare..?

Karen, sniffling: O-Of course!

Karen: *leaves*

Frank, leaning over the coffin: I know ya ain’t dead, ya little shit.

Matt: Who you calling “Little Shit”?

Frank and Elektra being the only 2 who point out Matt's ass is WILD.

I was the fratt headcanon anon — “for the sake of not letting this get out of hand…” it’s sleepover Saturday girly (gn)!!! get out of hand!!!!! (aka i love your headcanons and will hear as many as you’d like to share haha. your last one warmed my heart)

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Well, in that case … Have another one!

Once Frank notices that Matt tends to fall asleep on his couch a lot, he makes it a habit to occupy said couch and sleep there himself. So Matt will have to drag himself to his bed and get better sleep. Lawyers by day and vigilantes by night need good sleep, after all. Otherwise they become a danger to others and to themselves.

Of course Matt catches on. That's when he starts to wake Frank up and drag him to bed with him. Because Frank, too, deserves some good sleep.

("Am a marine, Red," Frank grunts, sleep-drunk, "'ould probably sleep better on the floor anyway.")

(Matt won't have it. His bed is big enough.)