They’re Changing The Desktop Background On All Government Workers Computers To A Picture Of My Bright

had a dream that started out kind of sexy and for a number of irrelevant dream-state reasons involved my having to explain to a partner that i didn't want to suck on his titties. i think it was supposed to turn into an anxiety dream about having to negotiate sexual boundaries but instead he smiled and, very sympathetic, told me "of course - i know you're a freudian, i'm sorry that didn't occur to me," sort of saying he should have remembered how i felt about oral fixations, and then the rest of the dream was me trying with increasing desperation to convince him that i was not a freudian and he just laughed and laughed, like i was being sort of foolish and silly, and said he knew how i really felt, and didn't my unconscious mind reveal the truth about me, and so on. and by then i was so distressed that i was yelling at him in the dream - not that i actually fully realized i was dreaming - and shouted "dream interpretation is a crock of shit!" with such force that it woke me up.

How to explain to MCU weirdos that not inserting actors into scenes in post is normal for most movies

"no chat i—guys, no! I'm not—I'm not gonna do it. No! Not even—a sn—a Scooby snack? For a.... Haha, well, if it's for..... Okay, for a Scooby snack, i mean—i guess I'll do it for a Scooby snack!"

I sent my inner child to work at a steel cable plant to make some extra cash and it got mangled in an industrial accident and died in the hospital so I really don't have to protect it or whatever anymore. good luck with your self care stuff though

tonight on the decks we’ve got DJ Papal Schism

mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something

HAD to go with the "beta kids playing their instruments" cliche

where's the tweet thats like high value art heists should be legal and should be like a national pass time between countries like capture the flag. thats my platform

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when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave