Mikus0na - Saoirse

all the “cynical” characters trying to ride off Daria’s success don’t understand that the thing that made daria morgendorffer bearable as a character is that she had a mean streak about her but when it showed itself and she hurt someone’s feelings, even her bratty sister who the show doesn’t show sympathy towards often, it’s treated as a FLAW IN HER CHARACTER. all these characters that get to be cruel to people under the guise of cynicism could never 

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woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

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woah mama you suck

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bitch

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wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

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say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

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woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

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this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

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Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall

I was tasked with a job

Fanfic authors when referring to eyes: it’s orbin’ time

thank god anything at all useful is being torn down and made illegal so that the computer can just be a box you turn on to watch ads for fake phone games

Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester