My Dni (and More)

the older i get (i know i’m still very young fdgvfds) the more i do find myself getting annoyed with teenagers online, but also the more solidified i become in my opinion that making ‘hating teenagers’ a significant part of your personality as an adult is fucking rancid. if you’re a grown-ass adult and you say things like “snot-nosed minors” completely unironically, please gain some perspective. you are talking like a fucking roald dahl villain

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

does anybody have that one picture of 9/11 where u can see gerard standing like rlly cuntilly on the sidewalk??? plz i need it.

you’re standing on my neck

play me a song, you’re the piano rat

play me a song, tonight

cuz im over the moon

when you bang out the tunes

and everything might be alright

just a little catgirl in a scary world heem heem whimper

where's the tweet thats like high value art heists should be legal and should be like a national pass time between countries like capture the flag. thats my platform

"guy who carries a lighter" should be a legitimately recognized and honored role in society

this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall