Mikeyathottopic - Mikey

AITA for being annoyed my client/host threw my only mirror out of a window?

I (22M) am a solicitor and currently staying at a client’s castle in Transylvania. As I was shaving this morning my client (??M) grabbed my mirror, got mad at me for bleeding, called the mirror a “foul bauble of man’s vanity” and threw it out of the castle window. I was annoyed and was going to say something but then I noticed he was making my bed even though he says he has servants(?? I have yet to see one)

Edit: is it strange that I didn’t see his reflection in the mirror??

Well he wasn't lying, was he?

when there’s a spider in dr. seward’s office he gets renfield and makes him catch it

Y'know how it is

Every. Time.

happy pride

Love that one scene in Return Of The King that's like "bad news, sauron knows everything pippin knows. good news, pippin knows absolutely fuck all."

i have once again been compelled to draw Alpharetta Gerard In The Workplace in Numerous situations

animation final!

tis about mikey and gerard in the paramour mansion, haunting & being haunted, swimming pools, burning, etc.

@discolizardwizard gave me a ton of advice on this, thanks sm bro :)

ur in his dms im inside his ribcage i cut him open i live insdie him i drink his blood and suck on his kidneys