GOD. Still The Funniest Transition In The Show Bar None

Backstage doodles for @vampmilf <3 i can't stand them.

show pony: cherri-

cherri cola: *sighs* kobra kid used to call me cherri...

show pony: ... because it's your fucking name

Ok, tell me this. If I'm not meant to fall in love with him, why is he so sickly and weird?

Forgot I made this in a dazed state last night and got jump scared by it in my drafts

Clean version of a comic I drew in history class

isn’t it crazy that the only member of mcr we haven’t heard moan like their life depended on it into a microphone blasting at insanity inducing decibels is mikey. i just want you all to know that were that to happen it would be the most life-defining, pussy-quaking, dick-shaking, ass-vibrating moan we’ve ever heard. why do you think that trail of broken hearted men he left in the 2000’s still follow him around like puppy dogs begging and whining at his heels. he’s too powerful that’s why he’s not allowed to have a mic and why they had to bury vseu.

when there’s a spider in dr. seward’s office he gets renfield and makes him catch it

Well he wasn't lying, was he?

2b nier automata is literally the funniest protagonist of all time because since her design is so sexualized tons of people flooded to the game to look at big anime ass only for her in the very first second of gameplay, before you've even seen the characters, go "why are we here. just to suffer? god, im so fucking sad"

then because nier automata sold so well, due to it being fucking fantastic and the aforementioned anime ass, every gacha under the sun went "oh shit can we have collab with 2b please please please" and yoko taro (i assume) was like "yeah sure" so now she's in like 20 games surrounded by anime thotties going "uwaaah i really hope commander-san notices how short my skirt is!" and she's in the background going

AITA for being annoyed my client/host threw my only mirror out of a window?

I (22M) am a solicitor and currently staying at a client’s castle in Transylvania. As I was shaving this morning my client (??M) grabbed my mirror, got mad at me for bleeding, called the mirror a “foul bauble of man’s vanity” and threw it out of the castle window. I was annoyed and was going to say something but then I noticed he was making my bed even though he says he has servants(?? I have yet to see one)

Edit: is it strange that I didn’t see his reflection in the mirror??