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Pokemon Artwork made by Purple_Swine

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🌹 You‘re only as alive as you feel ~

~ Heather Haagär 🌹

Charlie shouldn't have won

Good morning, folks! Rise and shine, wipe the boogers from your eyes! It's show and tell time! ✨

You guys ever had chocolate soda? No? Then you're in luck!

Behold! The Berry Berry room. This very room is specially designed for soda pop creations beyond the wildest flavors. Everything from Root Beer to Chocolate Berry Blast. Which just so happens to be the new flavor we're still processing through our machine.

The Export and Float machine (above) fills every 12 oz bottle up with some of Wonka's magic ingredients!

But as you can see, we've tried it at least two hundred times and every bottle of soda came out a bit differently. In wonky shapes and sizes. So this is still in the works.

But with every trial and error, we've gotten a bit closer to our goal! Putting these babies in every store on every shelf!

That's all for now from the factory.

More updates to come soon! Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

When you ran away from home and your dad wasn't there when you went back how did you survive like what did you do? Where did you stay after that?

I didn't have any nearby family where I used to live, so temporary housing with relatives wasn't an option. While browsing around the local candy stores one day, I saw a man through a window pulling taffy through a taffy puller. I would visit there frequently, as he would engage me in conversation, give me food and allow me to stay out of the cold. He eventually found out I was homeless and offered me a place in his home. I then studied his candy making process and earned my own money by helping out as a hired stocker and assistant at the store, and that's when I started to create my own concoctions of candies in the back room and at home after school. Over time, I had saved up enough and used that money to invest in opening my own corner candy store, took and passed the Chocolate Manufacturing exam with flying colors, and the rest is history, really.

Happy belated bro did you get some pussy

I was offline yesterday. But I received a lot of lovely bday wishes, more than I can answer individually cause I don't wanna spam everyone's dash. Thank you for all the warm bday wishes, even if I didn't screenshot yours (couldn't fit em all)! I'm still hungover & have a lot of post bday & wedding planning stuff to do so I'm gonna go recharge! 😂 Cheers, gracias & bye! 💖💖

🌿 Take me away 🌿

~ December at Hogwarts | Slytherin 🐍

Is this your girlfriend?

COCOA ANNOUNCEMENT!!! YOUR COCOA BEAN HAS A FACE NOW!!!

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Sorry for yelling I'm just so excited

Oh, how delightful! Good morning!

Beautiful girls are seldom happy, intelligent boys are seldom beautiful.

Do u think this is true?

That's a Chinese proverb, isn't it? I don't think beauty has much to do with intelligence. Beauty is subjective as well, so what would be considered beautiful, honestly? Are we talking about people who happen to fit society's vain standard of outer beauty? In that case, I've met beautiful girls who are happy & intelligent guys who are handsome. There are so many people in the world, happiness is more common than one would think. Even if that happiness is just coming home to a hot meal or achieving a small goal & being content with it. Happiness, sadness & intelligence don't have distinct appearances. Being beautiful &/or intelligent definitely doesn't mean life is harder or easier for you, either. So no, I definitely don't believe that's true, anon. I hope that whoever you are you're happy, though. 🧡