He's An Idiot

I'm a better cook

Homemade dinner guaranteed to taste better than ya mama's cookin'!

Indian style chicken and vegetable tray bake; sweet potatoes, courgettes, peppers, onions, cauliflower and fennel to start, tossed in oil, cumin and turmeric. Chicken pieces marinated in garlic, ginger, garam masala, homemade smoked chilli sauce, and lime juice. Roasted for 45 minutes then added broccoli, chopped garlic and tomatoes. Finished off for another 15 minutes and then served with a few dollops of raita (yogurt, mint, cucumber and coriander). And to wash it down, Verdi Spumante white sparkling wine, imported from Italy.

Look at those beautiful, bright colors. Those crisp veggies. That succulent, tender chicken.

Who said I can't hold it down in the kitchen? No one? Oh, I thought so. Ha.

Autumn in France 🍁🗼✨

Bearbnb, East Sussex, UK 🍯

Created in celebration of Pooh's 95th anniversary, The 'Bearbnb' is an authentic replica of Pooh's tree-hollow cottage & the designer, Kim Raymond, hasn't left a single detail out – fittingly. Taking inspiration from the original illustrations of E. H. Shepard, the tiny property can be found inside a real tree trunk & boasts a bright red door & a sign that reads 'Mr Sanders', a reference to the original Winnie-the-Pooh tales. The magical home boasts a cozy interior with bespoke blue & white striped wallpaper adorned with yellow acorns & pine cones, as well as a rustic wood ceiling, off-kilter windows, floral furnishings & hand-painted artworks. The kitchen comes equipped with a shelving unit filled with giant jars of honey, while outside you'll find a magical picnic area where guests were served up locally-sourced meals inspired by Pooh's favourite honey.

❄️ꗥ～ꗥ❄️ 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 ❄️ ꗥ～ꗥ❄️

Crystal Pokemon made by MythsCrystals

Eeveelution Tamagotchi Pins made by  LilKittyCo

was requested to redraw this one screenshot awhile back

Me neither

Anyone ever told you you look like a young johnny depp?

Never heard of him.

Riiiiiiight....if you say so titties

Yo wassup?

Hello Mike. Nice to see you again.

Anything I can do for you?