You Know When You're Special Interest Is Literally Mr Bungle And You Get Called Trevor/Trev By Your Own

Fuck.... Yes. Just yes. Ty. No questions asked. I wanna be in the middle of this. Now.

mervor .. heart eyes emoji

vandalism: PattonVerse edition

I'm going to foam from the mouth omg I want Trevor in my bed right fucking now omgnmngngmhjhjjnhh WHY ISN'T A HOT MALE WHIMPERING BESIDE ME GRRRR 🤬🤬🤬🤬😜

i love bungle facebook where else do you find shit like this

sooo I have an idea abt a Mike Patton fic...

I wanna write abt Mike cuz I see there's not enough attention in terms of fics n all that jazz

so it'll prolly be GN but idk if I should write in 1st person

The setting is a party in celebration of "Angel Dust" (cuz obv its the best album) and while the reader is talking w/ other people Mike goes up to them and pulls them aside, asking abt them and their music taste and stuff like that.

Mike gets flirty, Reader notices and plays into it

Mike leads them up to the 2nd floor of the whatever house it is and bangs w/ Reader 👍

so that's pretty much it let me know if you would like to see ts or if I should improve sth, I know it'll take me 50 fucking years cuz of my fuckass school work n all that. I'll prolly post it on ao3 so see ya pooks <3333

I can't get the fact he reminds me of Smartschoolboy9 in this oh let it end I don't wanna imagine that I just wanna fuck him stop

Trevor Dunn, Melvins lite.

Nobody understands how much I 😍 LOVE 😍 Mike x Trevor content... Guys ik I'm going insane but we listen and we don't judge... Heh.... *Deviously walks away*

No but seriously i swear if I saw them kiss I'd fucking fangirl bye (they literally have omg so canon so cute) they're always so lesbian for each other ugh I wanna make them both cry but then help them afterwards pls one chance I am LOSING MY MINDDDDFGFTYFFYKLNVUUV I'm hungry

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and why aren’t you in uniform