Friendly reminder to anyone who drives: the signal is to indicate turns or changing lanes! If you don't signal my mom will yell at you and we might flip you off. If you proceed to not signal then you may be subject to this.
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
It's the most stabby time of the year~
less aggressive cleaning hack: when your done a job play a task complete sound.
Fun cleaning hack! SCREAM ANGRILY AT EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM! AND IF YOUR SIBLING BUGS YOU SCREAM AT THEM TOO!!!!
someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue
i plan for this to be a multi-part poll so if you pick “it’s complicated” you will have opportunities to vote for more specific options (obviously i can’t stop people from voting however whenever but i’m just gonna assume everyone will be very cool and chill about this absolutely pointless but fun thought experiment)
I had no idea what to say lol
Was trying to flirt with @mike-wheeler-is-gay , I think I did pretty well
(it's ok because I'm gay lol)