Im Going To Remind You Of This In 10 Years Lol

AAAWWWW

🪨 ;; VENTURE IS SO CUTE 💕

You were one of the 20-40ish senators who conspired to kill Julius Caesar, but did NOT stab.

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

controversial writing tip

open a document and start writing

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

the other day one of my coworkers halfway referenced the spiders georg post but stopped before he actually reached the spiders georg part. like. I can't be sure that that's what he was doing but one coworker said "yknow. people swallow several spiders every year" and my other coworker said "well that's just- it's not true. it's a- no, you'd wake up" and just. there was a look in his eyes. I just know

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John: