This Is So Funny. It's Going Into My Silly Little Brain Catalogue

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

I accidentally wrote something far too fucking deep in a character ai chat. Fuck my life

Inconvenience stores

Was it funny?

How is your day

Alright I made my dad watch the grom fight yesterday

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

racists STILL hating on leah & hiding behind excuses like they “can’t picture it” .. it’s a show you quite literally do not have to picture anything :) hope this helps