If I Ever Become Over 100 Years Old And I'm Not As Iconic As These Ladies, Smack Me

That kid is going places. And I wish to follow

My favorite part is you calling him Motherless. And also to annoy my friend.... @chromeeeeeeeeee

the late 90s to mid 2000s boom in the french pop music industry was fueled entirely by lab grown cool teen humonculouses

Wait! So I don't get laid?! That's not gonna work for me! . . . Oh! I married an Asexual. I don't have to have sex. (this is meant as a joke and also HAPPY PRIDE TO MY LOVELY ACE PEOPLE!)

Writing Prompt: A mysterious book appears on your doorstep. Every time you open it, a different story from your future is revealed. You might make discoveries, have to face decisions, and even learn how parts of your future affect your present actions.

God

who gave me all this autism

BITCH I'M TOUCHING

“These specimens have been conditioned for contact. They’re safe. But if you see them in the wild, DO NOT approach. It’s very dangerous.” “Why? Are they aggressive?” “No, they’re extremely friendly and very playful. That’s why it’s dangerous.”

In Brazil, this couple planted 2 million trees in 18 years, returning 172 bird species, 33 mammals, 15 amphibians, 15 reptiles and 293 plant species to the area.

The whole world should know them. This is Lélia Wanick and Sebastião Salgado.

The couple decided to start the Terra Institute, a small organization that planted 2 million plants and revived the forest.

"There is only one creature that can convert carbon dioxide into oxygen, and that is a tree. We need to replant the forests."

Using only local plants, the couple rebuilt the entire ecosystem from scratch and the area flourished significantly, allowing the fauna to return; thanks to their work, Lélia and Sebastião saved dozens of endangered species.

"The earth was sad as I was, everything was destroyed. Then my wife got a fantastic idea to replant this forest: all the insects, fish and birds returned, and thanks to the new growth of the trees I was born again."

Can I have your art skills please?

ROTTMNT Superbad🐢‼️✨

This is actually how they get into the hidden city

Me:BUT SHE HAS BIG EARS AND SHARP TEETH! I DON'T CARE THAT SHE'S A WOLF ! I CARE BECUASE YOU NEED FUCKING GLASSES!!

You’re pretty sure your brother’s wife is a talking wolf in a dress, but he simply refuses to believe you.

Me: *isekais myself into the world they're in* BITCH WHERE ARE YOU! I'VE BEEN PAYING ALL YOUR BILLS AND NOW I NEED TO BE PAID BACK WITH INTEREST!!!!!

Someone close to you has gone missing for months, and you've just learned that they were Isekai'd away to a fantasy world, and you are horrified to discovered how quickly they've moved on from their old life and you in its entirety.

Me: My mother war raped... (not true IRL) Hera: Oh dear! I'll kill the bastard! You and your mother are under my proctection forever, no one can hurt you Me: you swear on the river styx

Hera:yes Me: It was Zeus. I don't want him as my damn dad! I'd rather have Hades as my dad! Hera: .... you made me walk into that one. Looks like you'll live a happy life Me: I'll try to find a good husband, and if he cheats, sue him. Sue him so badly that he's in deep deby Hera: I like this kid

As one of Zeus bastard children, you are doomed to be targeted by Hera, however you found a way to get on the queens good side before she found out who your father is.