My Mom Supports Trump (I Kinda Do Too But I'm Not 100% Into Politics) And We're Mexican And When I Saw

It's never enough.... ADD MORE PEOPLE!!!!

shoutout to my homegirl Almond Milk

HOW IS THIS TRASH?! She also canonically should be able to cancel contracts since she's the princess of hell. P.S. I'm loving chaos causing Charlie.

Charlie saving Angel Dust or if she was more demonic ahahah

its kinda trash

Wait go back to that last one- WHAT?!

I need these for the day of the dead

Look at Felix! HA!

hey its dead i think

The princess who's a bade cook: "I would offer the muffins I made but....." *shows something that looks like if toxic waste and diarriha had a baby* . . . I don't think these are safe to eat, like, at all

"….Okay, are any of the dishes not poisoned?! Is there anyone at this feast who did not poison anything?!"

As someone from Chicago, I can comfirm that everytime we go to the bean, we engage in a pokemon battle. I have battled it around four times already

they should’ve never let me learn how to rom hack

Will it be canon to the books you write?

If I ever became a famous author, I would write silly fanfiction about my characters and not reveal that it’s me. See if people realize or not lol

Me: *pushes the lawyer I hired down under my desk* Okay...... well first I would like to have that lawyer paid triple what he usually makes for my first wish.

“I’m going to stop you right there, you dont have to be super specific about your wish, I don’t do monkeys paw or any of that garbage.”

I just mash the buttons and somehow won against my cousin who knew the game better than I did