Okay The Second One Sounds Like The Golden Child Is Sick Of Their Sibling Not Getting The Attention They

I chose Ares, cause Dionysus basically is the god of mental health and I feel like he'd have the best ways of coping and knows how NOT to traumatize his own therapist.... Ares on the other hand? He's a war god, meaning he has PTSD, and also he was trapped in a jar. Even more PTSD from who knows what!!! And all that shit. So yeah..... Ares will horrify the psychologist

Guessing Game 6

For my upcoming Greek myth comedy book. Considering therapy sessions are included in the short stories...

Ladys and gentlemen, the one I call a friend is more insane than I am. Someone get her therapy please, she needs to fix her obsessions.

how we liking the phone (ft. akane)

I'm guess it's your birthday?

I LOVE BIRTHDAYS

you were BORN and you made it through ANOTHER YEAR and I'm excited for you so I'm gonna give you a gift that I think you'll like and you're gonna eat something delicious!!!!!! like cake or spaghetti or whatever, you get to choose!!!! birthdays fucking rule!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:"What the actual fuck. WHY?!"

“You know how Holy Water is lethal to demons? Well, Hot Dog Water does the same thing to Angels.”

*holds up frying pan* Easy way or hard way

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥

Me: *is currently ranting about dead bodies even those I first started to talk about pokemon* Alien: "Her train of thought is impossible to keep track of..... WHY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KILL SOMEONE?!"

The psychic races of the galaxy thought humans would be easy prey. That is, until they abducted you, an unmedicated ADHD college student.

I'll murder everyone here if I don't get my dog.

You’ve died and have reached the after life. They are giving you the grand tour of heaven. “Any questions before you decide if your staying with us?” You, “yes just one, where’s my dog?” Them, “ahh yes, we have a strict no pets allowed policy.”

My brain is so fucking confused...

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

A custom cereal. Duh.

I actually do know a LOT about Pokemon

You are a veterinary student and you have recently taken in a weird old man claiming to be a scientist from another world studying animals he calls “pokémon”. You don’t know much about pokémon, but this supposed “professor” clearly does not know how to treat animals properly.