Bet

Me: I'm heading out! I'm making sure this kid is happy! My minon: But boss! The heroes! Me: They can go fuck themselves! I bet so many heroes denided seeing this little kid so now they have to ask a villain! and if the child doesn't have parents, get the adoption papers ready!

You are one of the most dangerous villain in the world of heroes, also known as The Death. One day you received a letter from Make-A-Wish requesting you to visit a sick child.

T0T and I don't want to watch the anime Bleach, give me something else

So I just had to block something. I think it was a bot account. I reported it because it was something sexual. Yeah. Why is this allowed on tumblr???? I know people make horny posts about ocs and characters, I'm not judging that, but What I'm judging is literally posting a picture of your naked ass boobs on tumblr. I looked at my notfications and when I saw the profile picture, I clicked on the blog so that I could block it. I ask anyone who sees those kinds of blogs to block and report them.

Yes because I do the same thing

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

Ain't he a fancy looking kitty

“It’s okay not to be perfect. Besides that’s cheese’s job anyway!” ~ Pudding 🧀

As a bisexual, I hope it's a hot princess

As a princess, you've been kidnapped by all manner of people; dragons, wizards, other kings—it's just part of the job description. But never before have you been kidnapped by... another princess?

As someone from Chicago, I can comfirm that everytime we go to the bean, we engage in a pokemon battle. I have battled it around four times already

they should’ve never let me learn how to rom hack

Me: My mother war raped... (not true IRL) Hera: Oh dear! I'll kill the bastard! You and your mother are under my proctection forever, no one can hurt you Me: you swear on the river styx

Hera:yes Me: It was Zeus. I don't want him as my damn dad! I'd rather have Hades as my dad! Hera: .... you made me walk into that one. Looks like you'll live a happy life Me: I'll try to find a good husband, and if he cheats, sue him. Sue him so badly that he's in deep deby Hera: I like this kid

As one of Zeus bastard children, you are doomed to be targeted by Hera, however you found a way to get on the queens good side before she found out who your father is.

raisin' both

The fact that your drawings already look SO MUCH like the actual way the show is animated is so cool!!!

Currently watching tmnt 2012

Slowly learning how to draw them

I've been in tmnt fandom for sooo long but finally I have a plan to watch the entire 2012 show! I just finished ss2 few hours ago. Totally loved it!!

Me behind you: Do your tasks or else I'm having fish for dinner.

guys I've been assigned two tasks at once ,please pray for me