I WANT MY KIDSSS

chat which one am i

oh right forgot I had this

I SHIFTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is so crazy

✹ꕤ my family dr ꕤ✹

(yes, i made a dr for me to have kids)

ME

name: isabelle may barnes

age: 26, born july 5, XXXX

my fc: emilie kiser from tt (don’t ask)

job: stay at home mom

college: UCLA Anderson School for Buisness

likes: pilates, brunch, golf, watermelon, fashion, beach sunsets

dislikes: rudeness, improper ettiquette, zucchini, having nothing to do

MY FAMILY

my husband -

name: hayden parker barnes

age: 27, born may 25, XXXX

his fc: random guy i found on pinterest

job: CEO & founder of Kaltech Corp. (does not exist in this reality)

college: Stanford University, Buisness Management major

likes: brownies, football, his wife, golden retrievers

dislikes: biking, not knowing things, waiting in long lines, carrots

my kids(all girls) -

#1 - the oldest

name: paisley june barnes

age: 5, born august 13

fc: a mix of parents, scandinavian hairline(important)

school: greenwich academy for girls, lower school (kindergarten)(yes this is also a school in this reality)

activities: dance, softball

likes: strawberries, moana, the beach house, dogs, jewelry, light up shoes, the sunrise

dislikes: waking up early, broccoli, nighttime, dark colors, orange juice

#2 & #3 - the twins

name: rose juliet barnes(rosie)

age: 4, born june 2

fc: mix of parents, scandinavian hairline

school: greenwich academy for girls(pre connecting- basically preschool)

activities: ice skating

likes: peanut butter, mom’s hoodies, makeup, watching gilmore girls, the playground

dislikes: purple, golden oreos, late nights, sprite, horses

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name: eleanor wren barnes(ellie)

age: 4, born june 2

fc: mix of parents, scandinavian hairline

school: greenwich academy for girls(pre connecting)

activities: ice skating, violin

likes: grape jelly, the zoo, reading, staying up late

dislikes: ipad time, cucumbers(not pickles though), strawberry ice cream, monkey bars

#4 - the youngest

name: harper grace barnes(harpy)

age: 3, born september 21

fc: mix of parents, scandinavian hairline

likes: yogurt melts, mom’s stanley, walks in the stroller, the pool

dislikes: actual yogurt, the vacuum, yelling, going to bed

pets

name: rory(yes, after gilmore girls)

species, breed: dog, border collie

photo:

ok im dead i’ll do another post for house, beach house, etc!!! love you <3

found this in my notes this morning. i really thought this was revolutionary

why am i acc slaying so hard this week

SCRIPTING IDEAS ! ─── fame dr.

౨ৎ﹕[ SAFETY ! ]

+ you won't get doxxed / people can't find out where you live

+ no information you don't want in the public will ever be leaked (phone number, passwords, etc.)

+ you won't get stalked or anything revolving around that

+ you have a piece of clothing / apparel that makes it impossible to recognize you (though people who actually know you can see through it)

౨ৎ﹕[ GENERAL ! ]

+ paparazzi don't exist or they don't appear when you don't want them to (personally, as a celebrity i do want some actual privacy)

+ you have a friendly, respectful fanbase

+ you're photogenic

+ you get nominated (and win) your desired awards

+ you won't get cancelled / mass amounts of hate

+ you're considered a legend in your career

+ your fame never dies (even after hiatuses or retirement)

+ you always have iconic outfits

+ you're treated well in interviews and always have something funny or interesting to say

+ trends / aesthetics are created because of you

+ your celebrity friends are good, considerate people who don't let fame get to their head or commit atrocities

౨ৎ﹕[ ACTING ! ]

+ you have good co-stars that help you practice lines and are there for your portion of scenes!

+ on set they typically have a lot of food for everyone, so you can script in your favourites

+ something i've personally added is that entire scenes (with close ups and all) can be shot with one camera at the same time. this is sort of hard to explain unless you've seen it, but there will be an individual shot of each character talking and it won't be in any particular order, either. this can make it hard to stay in character the entire time, so you can either script that somehow all the shots can be taken in the run through of one scene, or this.] doesn't bother you.

+ you have good and supportive directors! this will not only make the movie better and your job more enjoyable, but also help you achieve your potential as an actor.

+ you can improvise well. depending on your director or just the movie in general, this can be really helpful! (if you've watched the breakfast club, supposedly a lot of it was just improv)

+ you always remember your lines

+ the crew isn't in sight for scenes, or they don't bother you. again, this will just help you immerse yourself into the scene.

+ the crew likes you, as well as everyone else on set (especially the editors... they can make or break your look on a movie)

+ you get all your desired roles

+ you always have the best makeup and costumes

+ you can imitate any accent

+ you can stand to watch yourself in movies. just... trust me on that one.

+ work hours are reasonable and you have free time, especially if you plan to have a family of sorts. typically hours are long and though it pays well half the fun of going to another reality is spending time in it with friends and loved ones, not working.

i got shows, cats, & trauma wrong 😋

I made a quizz!

Use this link and post your results! It's bad I know just do it!

@zipperrants @theshifterbride @themanirealityshifter @xstrawberryshiftsx @shiftingwithmars

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

i’m gonna go insane i swear 😭😭😭😭 why job so hard.