Hufflepuff Common Room ~ 🪴

TIME TO THRASH FOR THE HOLIDAY

Some witches once told me The throne was gonna hold me. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed. They were looking kind of weird They were women but with beards And they said there’d be a crown upon my head.

See a dagger coming and it won’t stop coming Home to my wife and we murder King Duncan Didn’t make sense not to live for the crown Your cred goes up but your mind goes down.

So much to plot, so much to scheme So what’s wrong with taking the king’s seat? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine till you kill Banquo.

Hey now, you’re a Scot star, get your kilt on, go slay Hey now, Thane of Cawdor, get the show on, this play And all the witches agree None of women born can harm thee.

Pour one out for Ron Swanson, stuck in 94 meetings today.

Look at this gender euphoria (Pepe as the “9 ladies dancing” in the Muppets’ performance of “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 2009)

A relatable experience

Also I would like to note that I’m taking algebra 2 + trig this year and I still have 0 clue how long division works fuck that shit just get a calculator

I can’t stop laughing

I wanna be financially secure but I wanna read books in my bed everyday ya feel me

actual model @amazingphil | digital painting 🍃

*listens to an album for the first time and enters a new era in my life*