Today I Learned What Raw Chicken Hitting Concrete From Twenty Feet In The Air Sounds Like

well guys. i have a headache, my back hurts, and im full of piss, but i can fully say w/ my whole heart that We’re All Doomed has made my life better

Listen, sometimes a ship is less about wanting them to kiss or have sex or whatever, and more about needing them to be so endlessly intertwined and connected to the point where they might as well be one creature.

I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.

Do you think Addams Family Values is a Thanksgiving movie? (Also do you like it in general hdhdjsj)

Ohhh fuck yes! I love every iteration of the Addams family!

Also yes, I believe it is a September through October movie

checking your phone in the middle of a task

Sabrina the Teenage Witch | 3.06 - "Good Will Haunting"

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

*scrunch*

If porn bots are reblogging now. What's your excuse?