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well guys. i have a headache, my back hurts, and im full of piss, but i can fully say w/ my whole heart that We’re All Doomed has made my life better

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

I think cheezits got lost in the time space wormhole

here's the ad for go! my favorite sports team and distractible i made in 20 minutes

the absolute feral vibes 

So two weeks out from Unus Annus and I see Mark is doing just fine

Somehow I thought the feral energy would drop, but no, not in the slightest

Some witches once told me The throne was gonna hold me. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed. They were looking kind of weird They were women but with beards And they said there’d be a crown upon my head.

See a dagger coming and it won’t stop coming Home to my wife and we murder King Duncan Didn’t make sense not to live for the crown Your cred goes up but your mind goes down.

So much to plot, so much to scheme So what’s wrong with taking the king’s seat? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine till you kill Banquo.

Hey now, you’re a Scot star, get your kilt on, go slay Hey now, Thane of Cawdor, get the show on, this play And all the witches agree None of women born can harm thee.

british summer is here.

Oh you