Put Those Away. Slut.

house is a girl you have to take care of her

House MD is awesome it's like. Did you know self harm isn't always physical. Sometimes it's sabotaging your relationships so you can feel emotional pain when people leave you. Now he's dancing with a boombox

feel-good.

soft fuzzy man

hugh laurie does a spectacular american accent which just makes it funnier that he's the most british looking man in the world (no lips). like you can't fool me london boy. i can see through all that accumulated stubble and unwashed demeanor that suggests you are a man born and bred in the bowels of new jersey. if he shaves the ruse falls away entirely.

‧₊˚✩ ༉‧₊  ⌜ ╴𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝖇𝖎𝖓 𝖇𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖉 𝖘𝖔𝖓 . . . 💉

no name (yet) because i haven't found my forever home. i like having interests and rotating them in my mind. incessantly. real yapper in the tags. will update sporadically! alright, time for the rent-lowering gunshots: dead dove content. very icky, no good. i'm used to the old adage of 'don't like, don't read'. as of making this post there's none currently, since i tend to keep things light-hearted, but i'd rather put all my cards on the table. thanks for visiting!

everyone’s all “what if instead of house md it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 md” but then no one wants to talk about the watersports episode. or the musk episode featuring A Montage of house getting all hot and sweaty during a run while “feel good” plays in the background. all the medical play. the drug dosing — house getting drugged and waking up in wilson’s car vs wilson getting drugged and waking up without any pants. cane as a phallic symbol. literal rimming mention in broad daylight. all the whump episodes via house getting the shit beat out of him. when a patient made him believe she was doing wild kink shit with a donkey. all the freudian implications of house’s car during (spoiler). “who came running to mommy?” “daddy needs a drink.” this is already freak md, all we’re missing is his literal cock and balls on screen.

party rockers in the

POV: you're an underpaid nurse working a rainy overnight shift at princeton plainsboro teaching hospital and you overhear a crazy argument happening in the head of oncology's office (asmr)