Uh, Seth Rogen Did Not Put His Whole Seth Rogussy Into That Homoerotic Performance As Donkey Kong For

hey. hey ganondorf. ganondorf. look at me.

bitch.

i killed your dad, shitlips.

You know what i got shadowbanned on tiktok and my numbers for this were dreadful so im shoving this here thanks and yw

as anyone who has met me knows, i am a certified, real life, carabiner-carrying  lesbian. but, now that i have graduated, i am also officially a master of arts in multicultural literature. i am also now officially qualified as an expert and academic researcher on lesbian poetry and literary history. in mere months i will be published within this niche, furthering my case. 

which is why i must submit to the court, my official ruling on perhaps the most important thing in lesbian history. 19th century france (as well as those in other circles) used garlic as a euphemism or coded language to refer to the clitoris and the eating of garlic to refer to lesbians or other sapphics. with this in mind i must officially, unequivocally, declare that wario of, warioland and warioware fame, is a lesbian. congratulations to all lesbians who are wario stans (me).

DJ Octavio Icons

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so that Pokémon dlc huh

something something Cap’n cuttlefish is a victim of translation

And extra info about Octavio (I don’t remember the source)

Non-MB/CM Villain Highlight: Calamity Ganon from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Why he's not an MB: Generic Doomsday Villain animalistic in his nature

Why he's not a CM: Generic Doomsday Villain, implied to completely lack moral agency

Why I like him: Despite the lack of personality (which Ganondorf seems to have in spades in this game's sequel), what makes him noteworthy than is the sheer threat he poses and the presence he commands in the game. He's a former shell of himself determined to destroy Hyrule at any cost, with no reason as to why. He plagues the kingdom for a full century after he kills the pilots of the Divine Beasts and corrupts its guardians, turning the Kingdom into a hellscape overrun with monsters that serve him and powerful sentries that kill on sight. He's this terrible, corrupted beast overrun with malice as much as the kingdom he's damned. And at the end of the game, he's shown to either give up or refuse to give up this endless cycle of reincarnation just to kill Link and Zelda to destroy Hyrule once and for all. Of all of Ganon's incarnations, this is the single most raw personification of Demise's curse, committing endless cruelties in his forgotten name.

-Stella

[Stretch Panic] Here r my depictions of Linda’s sisters ^_^ I’m kinda glad they’re randomly generated ingame because I got to do my own designs 😈

All You Can Eat

Fearless year of Shadow