How Different Thomas’s Story Could Have Been If The Officer Had Said “Mary Shelly?”

🙄🙄🙄🙄 i know dad did some horrible things, mum has too but nothing as bad as these “marauders”.

Every interaction with a Marauders stan ever:

Marauderfen: omg wtf is wrong with you asshole! Snape used a racial slur when he was 15!! Why don't you Snape apologists ever acknowledge his flaws???!

Snapedom: yes it was really horrible to do that and being sexually assaulted is no excuse for it but the Marauders did bully Snape for amusement and we just think you guys should accept your characters' flaws too.

Marauderfen: they're literally precious cinnamon rolls who have done nothing wrong in their life have you even read fanfics about them?

Still love ya however old ya are, Dad. Just be alive when I get home that’s all I ask. 💜🖤💚

(I don’t ship Dad and his own son (Harry)

Professor Snape is 63 now.

He left Hogwarts a long time ago and started taking on apprentices. Being his apprentice is considered a great luck, and many would-be Potions masters dream of being trained by him.

He also has a laboratory, two tabby cats and Potter.

Professor hates 2023.

In Mary Poppins, theres a line in the song "Step in Time" that confuses me. Mrs Brill goes "They're at it again" before hitting the sweeps with a pan or something.

Why are we not told more about the last time this happened?

Was it the same house and the same sweeps?

It's like this in any of the full lyrics I can find.

I would love more of these! Just Hal hopping about in rage and trying to push Wall-E over by jumping at him before hoping off dramatically!

wall-e: hal move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you

hal: you RUN OVER hal? you crush his body like the garbage? oh! oh! jail for wall-e! jail for wall-e for One Thousand Years!!!!

Does anyone else ship like the love triangle of Draco, Ginny AND Hermione or is this just another of my weird rare ships?? (They all love each other, it’s a fully connected triangle, both the girls love both Draco and each other.)

(Or as I like to call them, the otter, the weasel and the ferret)

Ah yes, the cause of most of dad’s injuries and mum’s stress

Problematíque Request: I'd love Snape + risky experiments. There's a great unfinished WIP where he's a bit of a mad scientist and... iirc, using electricity on himself to see if it affects his magic? I don't know, it was weird and interesting, and it's stuck with me.

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Okay, hear me out:

Funko Pops, but it’s the 16 Personalities avatars.

I adore his like, panic and fear off going off the line. 😂 just “oh my god, if i do this I’m going to explode or something!”

MO breaking all of his protocols just to clean is literally the best

Things that are not pedophilia:

A 17 year old dating an 18 year old.

A 30 year old dating a 50 year old.

A 60 year old character shipped with an immortal one.

An underage character, but aged up.

Drawing a character with their shirt off.

Liking a tweet in which a character has their shirt off.

Liking a ship that wouldn’t be okay in real life, but finding it interesting in a fictional context.

Having an opinion on whether or not something in this movie or book constitutes pedophilia.

Watching a cartoon outside of your age demographic.

Things that are pedophilia:

An attraction to real children.