Worms

this is so stupid but I meed to share it:

jon: *to the eye* is elias friendly?

the eye: yeah he’s pretty friendly

elias: HELLO JON APOLOGIES FOR THE DECEPTION-

jon: *to the eye* I thought you said he was friendly!

the eye: he is, thats not elias

what if the rest of the story of malevolent takes place over several years and arthur and john get through all the horrors and get their happy ending (whatever that looks like for them) and everything settles down and then arthur is immediately drafted into WWII

✨️women✨️

OK but the poster literally told us everything we need to know about these two and the finale.

The position of their wings makes absolutely zero sense. They would have to arrange themselves in an uncomfortable way to tangle them like that.

And look at them.

They are shielding each other with their wings.

Aziraphale's wing is over Crowley, and Crowley's wing is over Aziraphale.

And they do it even if it's a tight fit, uncomfortable, and slightly cramped. It would be better if they turned and faced each other if they wanted to shield the other with their wings.

But no.

They are so focused on protecting the other person that they have completely turned their back to them. So focused on enveloping the other and have them close. So focused on shielding them that they don't see them.

Even in the other posters

Their wings are scrambling. They are a mess. Feathers are falling as they attempt to embrace the other person. They don't meet in the middle. They don't turn towards each other. They don't listen to each other. They don't stop for a second and discuss what would be the best way they could protect each other.

They are so overtaken by their love for the other person that they fail to receive the love they are shown back.

sharpshooter for mermay

love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

The Sun

YES

“ chip’s favorite scar “

Silly Headcanons for my chip and gillion design