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the minecraft movie couldnt possibly recreate even a shred of the humor found in these screenshots

OH MY GOD ??? 😍😍😍

Moonbathing

I Have dipcifica Brainworms

I hope Jon had lots of naps with the admiral

Jonah Magnus seemed to receive two types of letters

1. Hello friend I recently experienced something sinister and since you have that funky institute of yours, I thought you’d like to hear it

and

2: NO JONAH WE CAN’T KEEP HOOKING UP, but here have an account of my experience with something horrific, DON’T CONTACT ME AGAIN

too much yaoi on my blog, I have to even it out... so here's jay slayin'

The Walt Disney Company repeatedly changed US laws to keep this stupid mouse from entering the public domain when it was first supposed to lose its copyright in 1984. Next year, I want to see this rat slandered. I want low-effort splatter horror movies, weird fetish porn, a million AI-generated children’s Youtube videos using its likeness for profit. In 2024 we dance on the rat

so i've been thinking abt the circumstances of gillion's banishment (as one does) bc it Doesn't Make Sense cuz like,,, idc how fucked up the elders are or how much they may have hated gillion, why would you banish the chosen one over something like attacking a navy officer- the very thing you spent seventeen years telling him to do??? you wouldn't. you've spent almost two decades training this kid to be your perfect little weapon, you wouldn't throw him out for acting like the weapon you turned him into. for acting on the instinct that you programmed into him- especially considering gill attacked jayson because he could literally smell the evil coming off of him. you wouldn't give up an unquestionably loyal guard and literal holy figure for the sake of a bad deal with the very people you HATE.

so now I wonder. I wonder if sending gill to the oversea is just another fucked up test. I wonder if the elders lied to him about his banishment, and used him attacking a navy officer as an excuse to throw him into this test. to see if he could survive on his own.