So I Had A Funny Dream The Other Night.

witness protection sucks because they give you a new name and a new id and the id has a new gender on it and you try to tell them that it’s wrong but then they just hand you a bag of pills and a skirt and call you a good girl and you’ve just gotta deal with it.

why do we even have legal genders anyway. maybe we should not have those

my dad was looking for sprinkler heads that got buried during the winter with a metal detector that i bought in 5th grade and i didnt have the heart to tell him that it probably didnt work so i was watching him though my window and i saw him pick up what looked like a clump of dirt and i was like “oh it does work” and then i look closer and its a rabbit. my dad found a rabbit with a metal detector that doesnt work. 

it really is crazy that if your body happens to look a certain way then its presence in any sexual capacity is automatically deemed "fetish material" and the people decrying it are convinced that they're somehow protecting your dignity. i think if you can't see someone express attraction to somebody with an amputation or who's 300lb+ or any other bodily variation without calling them a disgusting monster then that might actually speak less to your righteous dedication to the marginalized and more to your bigoted neurotic hangups about our bodies and sexual agency

Sonic the Hedgehog but nakey boys get dressed up

my power just blinked god really doesn't want me to make the lancer sex tier list

Fishing enthusiasts will go to the fishing convention to make new friends and one of them will shout "Networking? Yeah, I sure hope so!" and everyone will laugh and high five him, one fisher is crying laughing slapping his knees

yall im at the arcadecommons workshop im so fucking excited im vibrating

Soulslike boss fight against a dude with a dynastic title of some sort, like "Lord of the Onyx Throne" or whatever, where instead of the same baddie changing movesets or powering up across multiple phases, the first dude just dies, and a second dude with a fresh life bar reading "Heir to the Onyx Throne" immediately jumps into the arena to continue the fight, except after a second or two "Heir to" gets crossed out and replaced with "Lord of". When you kill the second dude, the same thing happens again. This goes on for like five separate phases.

Someone told me to look up this thing called yaoi. Thing is, they have tricked me into searching up things I would rather not have seen before, so I’m just a bit nervous.

In other words, to anybody who knows what yaoi is: how badly do I not want to see it?