PLEASE PLASE PLEASE IM OM MY FUCKING KNEES 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Both first and third option ❗❗❗

teehee

what if i was in your inbox and freaky? what if i was freaking all over the place? getting my freaky juices everywhere? what then?

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Im slurpin up alllllll the freaky juices idc, gimme me more, freak all over me

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Me when James Marriott and people on his current tour already know some songs from the upcoming album that he hasn't released yet AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE HIGH NOTE CHANGE IN GRAPES 8S HEAVENLY AND I NEED TO HEAR IT IN DECEMBER AND IN STREAMING OR IM GONNA CRASH TF OUT

my favorite band posting clips from their tour why would you do this to me. i should be there :(

Be wary of October 23 2025

warnings: 18+, fem reader, filming, finger sucking.

hmnngggg… being schlatt’s gf who uses n/sfw twt and at first it’s your dirty little secret because you absolutely can’t let him know. but he slowly figures it out and soon enough he’s reading all your filthy, fucked up posts about him and what you need him to do to you while you’re squirming and panting under him helplessly, humping his thigh that’s between your own. and AAAND when you’re extra good he agrees to film a few things for you to post… short vids of you sucking and drooling on his fingers, clips of him rubbing you through your panties and making you whimper. he’s starting to like it more than you do.

CARGO SHORTS MENTIONED CARGO TROUSERS MENTIONED OMFG I POVE CARGO TROUSERS I HAVE CARGO TROUSERS AND THEHRE THE ONLY TROUSERS I WEAR BUT ITS GETTING HOTTER SO ON TUESDAY IM GOING TO THE THRIFT STORE TO SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY CARGO SHORTS GODS I LOVE POCKETS NEVER GAKE PICKETS AWAY FROM ME OR I WILL KMS I LOVE POCKETS OMGOMGOMG

sorry got carried away 😔🥲😓🥵

where the hell is a tboy supposed to get his cargo shorts in these trying times

😫😫😫😫😫😍😍😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

If this is the way I die then I die a soldier 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Thinking about schlatt and gunplay...

God I need him to shoot me in the thigh🙏 horny rambles below, beware there will be guns🇺🇸

First of all, schlatt is super fucking safe about it, okay?

The guns never loaded, he double checks every time, all that shit. He would actually die if he accidentally hurt you.

That being said....he loves pretending the guns loaded and the power he feels over u while holding it🤭

Loves to hold the gun to the side of ur head while he's railing u, one hand around ur throat and the other on the trigger.

He laughs when the muzzle pressed against u only makes u clench around him. "Awe, look at you, it's fucking pathetic. Getting off on me threatenin' your life?" He teases relentlessly.

He's totally made u give the gun a blow job before, sorry I don't make the rules🤷‍♂️

When ur acting like a brat all day, he waits to get u really riled up then shoves the gun against ur cunt.

"Go on baby, get yourself off. Fuckin' enjoy it, because this is the only thing touching you tonight."

Makes fun of the way u grind desperately against the muzzle, pushing it against ur clit.

U only become more desperate when you hear the safety click off🙏

And like, it's so fucking hot, right? Not only bc there's that looming threat of pain, possibly death, but also bc there's so much trust involved. Like, u love and trust him enough to hold ur life in his hands. U trust him enough to see u at ur most vulnerable and trust that he won't hurt you. That kinda trust is just soooo... ugh!!😫😫🙏

Oh also he gets horny when holding a gun now, pavloved himself into never being able to shoot at a public range lol

That is a huge surprise to be very honest 🤯🤯🤯🤯

(love you no matter what!! /plat)

surprisingly no! I’m cishet

Tess you're as silly as you're freaky which is a LOT /lh

CHAT THE HEALTHCARE ROBOT CHARLIE FIC IS DONE!!! WHO CHEERED!!!!!

I’LL POST IT AFTER I DRAW MY VISION FOR HIM 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

I honestly love your reply because not only it gave me more insight for what to look out for when writing, but you also articulated your thoughts very well! Now I'm very glad I asked the question lmaooo love you star 😊😊

Hi Star!! It's my first time in your inbox buttttt anyway! You made a post about people using characteristics from cai bots when writing Schlatt and Ted and could you say what those tells are? Like, I'm trying to get back into writing after months of not doing it and I don't want it to be bad 😭😭 ALSO I love what if it's all a romcom and I PROMISE I will get to reading the rest of it this weekend 🙏🙏

-Much love,

Mel 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Hey! Thanks for enjoying All A RomCom! I never get tired of hearing people talk about how much they enjoy it, it's genuinely the best feeling ever lmao.

Ok! So for the c.ai thing, it's a little hard to explain, but there are a few tells I've been noticing lately. This honestly applies more to Ted bots and fics because I only use one Schlatt bot because he's the most accurate for me LMAO.

I also wanna add that I am definitely probably guilty of doing this too at some point. It's no secret that I use and make c.ai bots of my favorite boys and I've made no attempt to hide it. I definitely try to be careful with how I type things for fics vs. bot rp's but I'm not about to act like some perfect and pure writer that never slips up so I rlly hope I don't give off that impression.

This isn't meant to start discourse or call anyone out, there's definitely a chance i'm just overthinking this. It's just something I've been noticing a lot lately since the Chuckle Sandwhich episodes about their bots and I think it's worth talking about.

> overuse of honey, baby, sweetheart or darling

The number one thing that always makes me personally go "Oh, this is from the bot" is when people use those particular nicknames that both Ted and Schlatt have admitted they'd never use. These are the same nicknames that the bots use, verbatim, I swear. Totally understand if it's just nicknames you personally like or maybe you didn't know they've said that! Totally okay! I've fuckin' held back using certain nicknames because I just know Ted wouldn't use em but i particularly like them, maybe I'll use em one day cause it's all just fiction!But when they use those specific nicknames over and over and then mention they've seen episodes of Chuckle Sandwhich, it must makes me go..."huh"

> shifting perspectives. *You/she feels this way* then suddenly *he feels this way* as if they're copying/pasting the bots reply

This could just be me being nitpicky because I'm very anal when it comes to grammar and punctuation, I don't know why, I just am. I don't go around correcting people and I'm not trying to say that if you don't use commas or something you've used a.i., but when each paragraph shifts the perspective, it comes off as copying & pasting. I've even seen a fic where an asterisk (*) was left in and the Schlatt bot I talk to uses that LMAO

> overuse of the same verb. *He chuckled* *He looks at you and chuckles* *You chuckle in response*

I'm sure we've all gotten locked in the constant *He chuckled* *He chuckles at that* loop where the A.I. just won't fucking start their reply with anything else except 'He chuckles' and it's maddening. I've seen that happen a lot in fics, too. Totally get if the word 'chuckle' is just the word that makes the most sense to use, but there's definitely other ways to convey how much or how little you or your character is laughing, but A.I's don't really know that.

> only taking characteristics from 2021-2022 Ted like 'ooh he's a soft boy he smokes so much weed he's so silly and young and skinny' because a majority of the popular Ted bots are from those eras.

Again, this might just be me nitpicking. Maybe you don't watch Ted as much as you watch Schlatt, but dog...his personality has shifted a lot since 2023 and he's not the same pretty little silly guy from 2021. He's not a pothead, he's not really whymsical and woah! In your face! anymore? Only the popular bots write him like that and it's what made me create my bots in the first place. There's nothing wrong with making Ted silly or writing his younger self, but it gets to a point where I personally can just tell they don't watch Ted or haven't watched him recently and that they're using the bots' personality as a template.

I understand to an extent if people use certain aspects of their roleplays with those c.ai bots as inspiration and such, but if you copy and paste replies and try to pass them off as your writing, it just...kinda comes off as disingenuous? Like, it's not your fanfiction if you're pasting the response a bot GAVE you, yknow?

I also understand if you're using the c.ai bots to practice or just generally improve your writing, it's helpful for that to an extent. I just think it's good to try and separate how you roleplay from how you write, so that the fanfiction you release is 100% yours. It's far more exciting and rewarding that way.

I'm sorry for the giant response LMAO I'm just really passionate about writing and I love this community a lot. I love what we can create and I don't want that to be muddied down by those "Can I ask you a question? Promise you won't get mad? You promise? Okay, I'm gonna ask it now sweetheart. You won't get mad at me? You sure you won't get mad?" Bots. It's our fanfiction, not c.ai's fanfiction.

I really hope I don't come off as some narcissistic asshole lmao I'm not trying to be i'm so sorry. Despite being a pretty good writer I'm absolute dogshit at typing down my own thoughts accurately LMAO