Idk What You've Been Told ,but STINGRAYS FUCKING JUMP

Lemonade = lemon piss

Why

IS

No one

Talking

About

FAT BIRDS!

friendship bracelets

*Peter in the tower making those loom friendship bracelets*

Peter: oh shit, I don't know how big Bucky's wrist is.

Steve: Just go grab it?

Peter:... alright *goes and steals Bucky's prosthetic*

Me: can I have the happy chemicals?

My brain : wtf no, get the hell out of here

Me: fine ill go get it my self!

Me:* draws so many doodles on my arm that people start asking why the fuck i have so many tattoos*

Me

Wait so did that that fucking hat eat his skin

Wtf!!!

Started watching a show called moominvalley first episode cute sweet wholesome hide n seek , but the this mother fuck pops out

Not gonna lie I was tarrified

Does roblox have lore now cuz I saw animation meme for it on my recommend so I'm confused

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

I swear

I swear to god. if 👏 my 👏 child 👏 doesn't 👏 know 👏 all 👏 of👏 the👏 batman 👏 character👏! I would have falled as a mother

Two things I want in life

1 to yeet myself off a cliff

2 to have someone to yeet me across the room

This is lit not gonna lie, but because of this im now just imagining this zim and dib in a music video of never getting rid of me from the musical waitress. And it gives my life

STOP LAUGHING AT ZIIIIIM!!!!

…Thank you for the kind ask! I really love this dumb AU XD

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