Just Found Out From My Dad Today That When N*xon Died And They Did The 21-gun Salute At His Funeral My

I think if you asked Percy what his favorite animal is he’d be like ‘oh! definitely my buddy jeff! :)’ and then pull out his phone and show you a selfie of him in the fucking midnight zone smiling next to the most terrifying and fucked up deep sea creature that scientists literally haven’t discovered yet 

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

okay, but percy being poseidon's kid gives him so many advantages that we probably never thought of. like, this boy can probably chew ice like it's no one's business, and not hurt his teeth. he can probably drink straight from the ocean without having to boil it beforehand. he has never choked on his spit in his life. he can probably run on wet, slippery floors and not fall. like, the possibilities are endless. i deadass would love a list.

My completely baseless Volume 2 hopes:

I want Steve to either die and come back later or be presumed dead, like maybe after Nancys cliffhanger at the end of V1 he gets stuck in the upside down?? Idk, I just want to see peoples reactions but not have it be permanent.

A main character becomes a villain, absolutely nothing for this has been set up but the storyline opportunities are unmatched. Maybe someone who’s been to the upside down becomes corrupted in some way. Idk.

Little to no focus on romantic relationships, all the focus on the found family.

Another character being confirmed as queer.

Leave behind some kind of mystery about the upside down, I hate the idea that it’s just been one guy behind it the whole time, I hope they at least hint towards something bigger working behind the scenes.

Big character reunion before the final episode, I’ve always hated how these characters who are supposed to be best friends will somehow have absolutely no communication between each other until a dramatic scene at the end of the season.

ROBIN AND WILL INTERACTION

MIKE REACTING TO NANCY GOING TO THE UPSIDE DOWN.

That is all 😘

was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

shout out to the discord lads for watching me struggle with this, yall some ogs fr 👑

a little bit of hitman au content for @w95os, my guy kevin plays dirty and fair or he doesnt play at all 👑

Imagine Paul and Percy’s first meeting like you have Sally telling Paul her child is the sweetest person on earth who wouldn't hurt a soul while in the same breath she goes

Sally: Speaking of, can you convince your school to accept him?

Paul: Uh sure?

Sally: Great! You know what they say eight time's the charm

Paul: Wait -

So obviously Paul does an Internet search and he finds dozens of articles which show that percy is a terrorist who a) blew up an arch b) dumped his class in a shark tank at age 7 and c) casually kills old ladies according to some twitter user so Paul loses his mind. He doesn't know what to believe

Paul: So.. um has Percy ever visited the arch

Sally: Yeah apparently it was destroyed when he was there

So poor Paul is under the impression that Sally is unaware of her son's terrorist activities and expects to find a 6'2 hulking teen with tattoos but instead meets Percy who's 5'5 and hasn't had his growth spurt yet and loses his mind cause what if he's being blackmailed into being a terrorist??

Paul: *trying to be calm*: Hey

Percy: If my mom likes you we're good

And the fact that Percy is 100% a momma's boy and seems nice if not a bit silent? Paul is losing his mind

Adult Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are the most surreal power couple in the mortal world.

Annabeth Chase, world renowned architect who was entrusted with repairs and renovation on the Empire State Building…

…and her husband, this guy who was wanted by the FBI for blowing up the St Louis Arch seventeen years ago