Do My Kids Know Me Or What?

"oh wow i thought this fandom was dead" you ignorant slut no fandom is ever truly dead. there will always always always be at least three mentally unwell freaks on the internet irrelevant-posting about their little blorbo(s) who have not been relevant for fifty years. this is the way of the world and they are stronger than you will ever be you FOOL

yes i know the cup wouldn’t work in space

Listen. I can believe Arthur had that hair style the day it was cut. For ONE DAY. 24 HOURS.

But then, he immediately got jumped (by the butcher, then scratch, then the butcher, then scratch, then larson/the order, and probably went through like three other horrific things i’m forgetting.) The hair was getting fucked up!!! And then, of course, it grew!!

The moment the butcher attacks on the train, there is plausible reason for me and all malevolent artists to throw the clark-gable-of-it-all out the window and once again draw Arthur’s hair AS DISHEVELED AND SLOVENLY AS WE WISH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(24 HOURS. DON’T PUSH IT, HARLAN.)

i hate that this is technically arthurs hair style (as of episode 39) and everyone has collectively said: absolutly not.

for my followers who do not watch severance:

dylan's wife cheated on dylan with dylan so dylan threatened to kill dylan so dylan's wife broke up with dylan and went back to dylan and dylan was so depressed about it that dylan killed dylan but dylan's still alive

I need this pairing in my life so much adsjhsdhshdjsj

Your Honor I love them!

This is why Casey had to be the one to go back.

The less we say about it the better Make it up as we go along Feet on the ground, head in the sky It's okay, I know nothing's wrong, nothing.

(taught myself to rotoscope!)

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I’m honestly rooting for Belos to get back to the human realm, just so that we can see him have twenty separate fits. Like imagine:

“AAAAAA SO MUCH LIGHT SO MANY NOISES WHAT THE-”

“Wait… women and Black people have RIGHTS now??”

“What are furries? They seem nice!”

“You’re telling me those infernal flying cylinders are MANMADE? And they go HOW FAST??? IN THE AIR???”

BIGGEST shoutout to the Collector pointing out what we’ve been saying for weeks: that Belos, a 17th century man, will not be going back to the Earth he knew (and maybe he won’t like how it’s changed):

can somebody please explain to me what “seek the queue fear the brit” means? is it an owl house thing?

I can just HEAR teen Eiffel going “BUSINESS IN THE FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK, BABY!!” This man has had a mullet. He has mulleted.

do you reckon jacobi woild be a mullet + under/sidecut type of guy? i can see eiffel having had a mullet 🤔

I was so compelled to draw the mullet boys lmao

I think Jacobi would love this style but he would have to ditch it for the hephastus mission due to maintenance. I can definitely see Eiffel rocking a mullet, in the 90s especially!